This dude could be selling AIDS and I’d buy $40 worth in a heartbeat. Have a good weekend everyone!
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Its funny because you already have aids
this is really old
Jesus Neil, this was released literally three years ago. Are you even trying?
I LOVE that you posted the blog twice…your retardation amuses me to no end
Mo blogged this years ago
Neil, Go put on you’re helmet.
Neil, why don’t you also show us that one about the leprechaun in Alabama. Christ…
Come on Pres, you’re better than this.
For the past however months I’ve been reading your blogs and the comments that follow, and I have never once cracked. But here goes. I fucking hate you and agree 100% with every little negative comment you receive from the crowd. However, I never felt the need to create an account to say so. Today did it. I was out of work a little early, I was bored and had the house to myself. But most of all, your piece of shit blogs brought me to this. You suck. Plain and simple. You’re not funny. You blog about shit that is ancient fucking history. (not in an educated Jeopardy kind of way) You’re the kid at school that thought he was funny, but it turns out that your friends were borderline retards and just laughed at everything you said. I’m writing this with pure intention for you to fucking quit. Do everyone a favor and smash your computer into a million pieces or better yet, light yourself on fire in front of your mom. It will be the happiest day of her pathetic life.
literally every post you put up is from reddit. get this guy off the stool
Philthisdick, the “I only made an account to tell you how bad you are” card is way overplayed. And I’m sure that after reading you comment, Neil is definitely going to quit. Clearly he pays no attention to what the commenters have to say, otherwise he would have hung himself by now.
Tell us what you really feel Philthisdick.
Neil at what are you going to stop trying?
Philthisdick-tough week, bro?
Congrats to Philthisdick! The first commenter in history to take heat off of neil for a subpar blog. You and droman should start a blog together.
Philstick- same boat, long time stoolie, never cared to comment. You my friend changed that. You “100% fucking hate” Neil? Dude, relax bro and grow up. I think Neil has received a bad shake on this site. I bet if some of the shit he puts up was under pres or freit., you assholes would not know the difference. does he miss one here and there, sure. The lets try to get Neil to jump off a bridge routine is getting old. Have I seen this video before? Yes. Is it still funny? It’s fucking hilarious every time.
I would love to see half the Neil haters out there try to entertain the masses with original shit and not regurgitate what reddit, egotistic, or deapspin put out there.
Lets call a spade a spade. You come to this site multiple times a day to escape work, school, or whatever. Hopefully you see some asshole make a fool of himself swinging on a rope swing or maybe, just maybe, see Katy Perry’s tittie pop out of her shirt. At least this is what the stool is for me.
Neil, you kill the wake ups every time, fact. Keep fighting the good fight. You at least have one stoolie pulling for you.
Idontcarewhatyoucallme is Neil
I don’t give a shit about Neil one way or another, but I did notice that the vast majority of the homos that comment on Neil blogs don’t comment on other blogs because they have nothing funny or original to say…ever. The only people who find your jokes funny are the rest of your crew of 12 yr olds. If all you do is sit there and wait for the next Neil blog to post some tired, unoriginal shit like “Neil, hang yourself” or “Neil, I hope you get AIDS” or “Neil, you’re a faggot” to get a thumbs up from another 12 year old, please kill yourself. Get some new material for fucks sake. The funniest part of all of this is one day we’re all gonna find out Neil isn’t even real and all you idiots got trolled. Now that’s gonna be some funny shit.
Neil for elpres
JDarts honestly I have made that exact same comment before and the responses I got back were identical as what they tell Neil.. “Go Fuck Yourself” and “Your mom should have aborted you”.. Chicago should start blocking these idiots..
did i just see the momentum swing a cunt hair in the direction of neil on here? phenomenal
@idontcarewhatyoucallme- Since when are we rewarding people who try? “does he miss one here and there, sure.” What the fuck is wrong with you? I bet you’re that same guy who gives your son a trophy for placing 9th in a 10 man race. People like you are a giant shit stain on society. Now get back to cuddling Neils testicles in your mouth.
@philstick- ok, relax Ricky Bobby. “Second place is the first Loser”, right? Get a grip dude. This is a fucking blog simply for entertainment purposes.
Why so serious?
idontcarewhatyoucallme = neil. neil, if you don’t care, why did you make a seperate account to lick your own balls.
neil, try harder, you suck.
This reminds me of a domestic dispute between a husband and wife where they want to kill eachother. When the law shows up and gets a little rough with the husband, the wife is climbing on the back of the cop yelling GET YOUR F ING HANDS OFF OF HIM! Thats how we are with neil. We may pick on him and wish him dead, but when some strange asshole comes on and tries to tear him apart, we all back neil because deep down, we, ehem, care…
Neil is a bonafide squid but he’s a better blogger than feits and it’s not even close.
@philthisdick – how shitty and pathetic is your life that you feel the need to write a long drawn out paragraph, bashing a blogger on barstool? Pretty sure all the Neil hate comments are just for fun and at this point they are a novelty. Relax.
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