Bears 34, Cowboys 18 – So That’s What Jerry Jones’s Glory Hole Feels Like
Feels good. Feels real good. Basically the perfect night in Dallas. Walked into town and absolutely manhandled the Cowboys. Everything we’ve been looking for in the first 4 weeks of the season came out last night. Both sides of the ball dominating a football game. Defense playing a classic Tampa 2 style game. Bend don’t break, make the other team string together 15 plays, and ballhawk the entire way down the field. I have no idea how Lovie has basically turned this D around from last year but it sure as hell looks good. And I know everyone is going to say, oh that’s just because Romo sucks. Well that’s part of it, but the other part is having a defense where guys are always in the right spot, always swarming to the ball and making plays. Its not just a coincidence that Lovie coached teams are always at the top of the league for takeaways, no matter who is throwing the ball.
As for the offense. Lets just get the little tiff between Cutler and Tice out of the way.
2 things.
1. Who gives a fuck. Honestly. This is the sort of stuff that happens in the heat of the moment and everyone outside of Chicago perseverates on. Cutler is such a baby. Cutler doesn’t know how to be a teammate. Cutler just being Cutler, whatever the fuck that means. So Jay Cutler was pissed off for 2.4 seconds on Monday Night Football and then went on to go 18-24 for 275 yards and 2 tds. Like that somehow proves he can’t “lead” a team. This is Skip Bayless and Stephen A Smith type of shit. Noise for noise sake.
Lets look at it from the other point of view. You don’t think Tice was coming over to yell at Cutler? Guy yells at literally everyone. So wasn’t Cutler actually being mature with the whole situation by avoiding conflict? Nah, that’s too far fetched, Cutler is just a baby.
2. Did people see Mike Tice last night with his hipster glasses? Fucking creep city. I wouldn’t want to sit next to him either.
How’s that mid life crisis going Mike?
As for Dallas. Well, their night was Anger, Sadness, and creepy Asian bro’s with D-Fence signs when they were down 24 points and the entire stadium was chanting “Lets Go Bears”. Absolutely perfect.
PS – Mort. Nailed It.
you could have just asked Neil what the glory hole tasted like
cutler is douche bottom line. Did big cat take neil’s spot yet?
That Asian bro is hysterical. And mort may actually be mentally retarded at this point.
Tice, what you did last night, do that again. Idiot finally figured it out
i could give two shits about this nfc game…. the hats on tice and romo, however, give me tremendous “you MUST break that hat in” anxiety.
Big Cat and Mo are the only ones giving half decent sports blogs. KFC tries but the solution to every one of his blogs are that killing himself is a legitimate option. Pres is a woman and Thornton has absolutely molested a child.
Does Rob Ryan remind anyone else of Oscar Bluthe?
jesus was this a blog or a fucking power point presentation?…so much going on…hard to focus
Bravo Big Cat another reason why Neil should get the ax
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-neil-from-barstool/
THIS.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-neil-from-barstool/
also good work using “perseverate” I don’t think I’ve ever seen that word before…had to look it up…I learned a new word today
@missoura great call
Who’s the chick Romo’s thinking about?
Fat Jessica Simpson
I’m a big Bears fan and I say that Cutler is a fucking dickhead that needs his ass beat. Yeah, he had good stats after the Cowboys offense was on the field for almost the entire second half but I still look back on the first 3 games where he was average at best. When if he gets to the level of Brady/Rodgers/Brees then he can act like a selfish prick. I will never forgive him for taking himself out of the game 2 years ago. Dude is a quiter and I would rather see Campbell in there than him when does shit like that. He wants to act like a kid, treat him like one and pull him out of the game. Walk out there, grab him by the face mask and drag his ass off the field. That would be awesome.
Why do people have to post things like – “When if he gets to the level of Brady/Rodgers/Brees then he can act like a selfish prick.” Why don’t we just leave it at something like, “When and if Culter becomes just an average QB then he can act like a selfish prick”????
This is sad for me to read.
Love ya BC but go ahead, keep telling urself cutlers behavior is normal haha. And u may as well say that it wont affect the team in the long run. Its cool. Your so blinded by ur qb love bro. Its funny. If big ben pulled this shit, AGAIN, then steelers fans would bust his balls, AGAIN. THIS IS PRECISELY WHY THE BEARS WONT WIN SHIT WITH HIM AT THE TRIGG. Unless he gets the fuck over himself.