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Back to the grind, gentlemen.  I must first apologize for my three week hiatus for Chicago’s comments of the week, but I assure you it was only a temporary leave of absence.  Let me next say this: this was a big week in the Comment Section.  I actually had a plethora of comments to work with that actually made me laugh out loud.  It wasn’t a week where I had to dig through a bunch of racist and homophobic slurs or some crazy comment section movement about the whereabouts of one of our writers.  There was creativity, cleverness, and imagination amongst the commenters, much to my delight.
So without further ado, here’s Chicago’s comments of the week, presented by your most hated, overweight, last place White Sox blogging, whitesoxdave.
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Commenter: boogers
Dogs are probably the only things we let lick a dick and then lick our faces. I don’t even let my girlfriend do that
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Funny and true.  My dogs Guinness and Budweiser loves licking their wangs.  And almost every time they do,  the’ll try licking my face.  I’ll resist for a minute, but eventually I’ll just say “fuck it” and let them go to town.  Pretty disgusting, but we all do it.  It’s kinda like picking your nose.  Nothing to be ashamed of.
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PS – I was gonna google a picture of a dog actually licking his balls, but wasn’t sure about the legalities of that kinda thing.
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Commenter: sir swish
i worked for a couple weeks at a donut shop, made me never want to eat a donut again. I can imagine being a gynecologist is pretty similar
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I can imagine it would be pretty similar as well.  It kinda reminds me of this one time in HS when I almost died from drinking too much Bacardi Sour Apple.  It left such a bad memory in my head that now I can’t eat anything that has that green apple taste (green jolly ranchers, green skittles, etc.).  Imagine if you had to work on “Princess Beatrice of York’s” box for a living?  That thing has to stink like a god damn sewage plant.  Couldn’t do it.
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by tronald dump

Tell Commissioner Gordon to send out the Zimmerman signal
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Good thing Zimmerman is a Mexican, otherwise this would be a white on black commenting crime, and therefore it would be a no-go.  Witty and unbelievably hilarious.
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by tronald dump
One time I saw a guy with down syndrome throw an aerosol can into a bonfire. He ran kinda like you.
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This imagery was hilarious.  I’m laughing just typing about it.  My question is, Tronald Dump, is this story true?  If so, did he light himself in fire?  Did the shock of an exploding can of paint scare him shitless?  I need answers now and I needed them yesterday.
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by thisguyrighthere

I fucking love those shits where you think it’s gonna be a disaster zone down there but it turns out you wipe and there’s nothing there. It’s like God is telling you, “Don’t worry big guy, this one’s on me”

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I don’t know about you guys, but I only get one wipe shits after I eat Chipotle or go on week long Keystone Light binges.  They sneak up on you like a god damn ghost, too.  They’re always completely unexpected but you welcome them with open arms.

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That’s it for this week, men.  Well done.  Special tip of the cap to Tronald Dump who absolutely slayed it this week.  The next question is, who’s gonna step up next?

See you guys at the trade deadline.

Warm regards,

whitesoxdave