This must be what people in Sri Lanka and India feel like when dogs and elephants stampede and high-tail it out of town like 2 hours before a wave comes and tsuanmi fucks 200,000 people and leaves them all homeless. Like there’s 0% chance this guy isn’t preparing for the next SARS-style outbreak. Got that diaper wrapped around his face tight as a motherfucker. If you don’t think I’m buying a pack of pampers today and wrapping that shit around my head like a Muslim woman spinning up a burka you’re outside your mind.

PS – Is this dude even Asian?