Another Red Bull Sponsored Athlete Failing Horrendously During Some Stupid Stunt
So this video is making the rounds today. Some whack BMX rider trying to jump over the Grand Canyon on a fucking bicycle and burying himself in the ground at 30 knots. They’re saying he walked away but if you’re buying that for a single second you’re a fool of the highest order. One million percent chance paralyzed. Straight up John Locke legs pre-Oceania 815. Noodle city.
PS – Is this Red Bull’s thing now? They just sponsor ridiculous events that have no chance of actually working? I mean in addition to this guy we’ve also got that douchebag trying to skydive from the Moon or wherever the fuck he is now just making excuses like a Sally and backing out all over the place. Hey guys just go back to making cartoon commercials that suggest you can fuck chicks if you drink Red bull and be happy raking in all that money for a drink that literally does nothing.
PPS – Helmet cam of this dude just made me puke all over my computer. I’m such a pussy.
Neil it’s been a good day on Barstool until this. I’m calling you “The Cooler” from now on.
What a fucking pussy. Any balls he would use something with an engine. Sorry to hear he walked away. Would have loved to see a decapitation on this continent for a change.
yeah neil is this guy “whack”? Would he have been gnarly if he landed it?
C+
and it’s Oceanic…but that’s the least of this blog’s problems
just made me puke all over my computer
Welcome to our world Kneel
That dogs got in there quick for first dibs on the bone sticking out of his leg
tuck and roll, tuck and roll.
YOUUU ARE THE BALL LICKERS!!!
maybe redbull can take neil up in a helicopter and drop him 500 feet onto pavement. that would be extreme and worth watching
noodle city = when i finally get to see a picture of that girlfriend of yours
ps. you telling us that you are a pussy is like me telling you that i have internet right now. no shit
Parkour fails just keep getting better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7v_oNNohKs
Neil does it again. Blatantly clueless about the subject matter and writing a shit blog about it anyways. Google BMX and see what it looks like . Neil Neil Neil. Go start a Pinterest board or something.
PS: I literally hate dumping on you or any blogger for that matter. But for some reason your blogs offer a similar experience as needles piercing one’s eyeballs. But this is America, you probably got a medal for that in school.
Guarantee your dad would fuck that Noodle, Neil.
God damn I miss Lost and Kate’s tight ass
BMX is so fucking gay
that second vid actually wicked badass. only part I coulda handled was when he said “yeah bros,” but my voice prob woulda cracked right before I died. He did sound like a pussy once he knew he was gonna crash tho.