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Digital Journal - A frequent flier is speaking out about an incident in which a TSA agent allegedly slapped his testicles as punishment for opting out of the naked body scanner at a Nevada airport. ”A bulky young TSA agent came over to pat me down,” he told the Huffington Post. “He told me to turn around. He was using his command voice, barking orders. I told him that I wasn’t comfortable turning away from my luggage, which had already been screened, and wanted to keep it in my sight. According to deForest, the screener knelt down to begin the pat-down procedure before making a shocking move. ”As he raised his hands he was looking at me. Then he gave a quick flick and smacked me in one of my testicles,” deForest said. The episode left deForest in a state of “humiliation, rage, and frustration,” according to the report.
DeForest believes the agent slapped his gentials as punishment for refusing to enter the backscatter x-ray machine. “I was deliberately assaulted by someone who knew that he could get away with it,” he stated. I asked [the screener] if he was looking forward to conducting the full-on pat-downs. “Nobody’s going to do it,” he said, “once they find out what we’re going to do.” In other words, people, when faced with a choice, will inevitably choose the [body scanner] over molestation? “That’s what we’re hoping for. We’re trying to get everyone into the machine.”
Hey listen, I hate getting sack tapped just as much as the next guy. There’s a real legit chance it’s the worst feeling in the world. Chicks always complain about giving birth but getting sack tapped is like giving birth to a suicide bomber who just clicked the detonate button on your ball sack. Just unbearable pain. But despite all that, this hippie needs to do everyone a favor and shut his fucking mouth. Humiliation, rage and frustration? Yeah no shit. You got sack tapped bro. That’s the whole point. You’d be slapping people in the nuts too if every activist that came through the airport felt compelled to whine, bitch and complain about the body scanner. Next time just man up, get blasted with some cancer rays for 10 seconds and be on your merry way. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger or whatever.
By neil posted October 11th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Neil you have to have a sack for it to get tapped you dickless asshole. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-neil-from-barstool
Neil you have to have a sack for it to get tapped you dickless fuck. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-neil-from-barstool
I love to hate on neil as much as the next guy but if your going to do it atleast stick to one insult, your just making yourself look bad. And underneath a neil blog thats damn near impossible
Neil, when your dad was sack tapping you everyday of your youth, that was just his way of making sure you would never procreate in case you found a fat chick willing to fuck you. Fuck Neil, why can’t you just take the hint already and go work for QVC or some shit.
How is it that I fly over 100,000 miles a year and nothing like this has ever happened to me? Oh I know, because this guy is a fucking asshole. He turned down the body screener, I’m sure making a fucking public spectacle. Then he wouldn’t turn away from his luggage? He didn’t feel comfortable having it out of his sight? This guy was causing problems, like everyone who is ever in one of these stories. I don’t believe that his sac was tapped. He opted out of the screener, wouldn’t follow the TSA agent’s instructions, and now the TSA is the problem? Fuck this guy.
Good morning Neil. Suck a fat one.
If you sack tap you should be shot
whoa tr1d3nt must be a big shot!
@beatstains Yes, I’m a big shot because I travel for work. Why don’t you just come out and say “Hey guys, I’m unemployed!” Traveling 100K miles for work means you’re NOT a big shot. When you’re a big shot, you hire someone to travel 100K miles for you. If I get my promotion, I’ll let you know. Oh and go fuck yourself.
You’re my hero Tr1d3nt!!
Trident how bout you do something other than add your stupid comments on every fucking blog. TSA gets a bigger portion of the budget than NASA. They are unqualified asshats who have no chance of stopping any actual terrorist. Get a fucking grip. Who wants to have an unknown amount of radiation fired into them for no purpose. A pancake is capable of concealing weapons against these fucking things. Some asshole lobbyist just made bank and convinces stupid fucks like you and the rest of middle america that it’s for our own good. I hope they convince you to suck a fart out of my asshole next.
Sources:
http://www.economist.com/blogs/gulliver/2010/12/backscatter_scanner_vulnerabilities
http://www.economist.com/debate/days/view/820
@jacksc I have a very simple solution for the backscatter vulnerability, anti-TSA crowd. Don’t fly. It’s extremely simple. Just drive a car or take the bus or something. That way the stupid fucks like me can get through security without some asshole like this guy getting in my way. Just stay home dude. Write your Congressman about TSA funding, and stay out of the airport. Easy stuff.
Neil wishes he was the TSA agent