Adam Greenberg Struck Out On 3 Pitches But Who Gives A Shit
Pretty, pretty, pretty cool for Adam Greenberg. Went up there hacking at the Dick piece and didn’t get lobotomized by a fastball to the jaw. Pretty much a win-win.
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hey neil…go fuck yourself mmmmmml #fireneil
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Can someone translate this? Complete jibberish.
Only you can make a completely cool story sound like a bunch of shit. Because thats what you are, a bunch of shit. Dont worry, elpres will be by later to pick you up with the pooper scooper.
Too bad only about 120 people saw it live.
who is this? sweet explanation neil. goodbye barstool chicago
neil wrote a blog, but who gives a shit?
you just ruined an inspirational story. it only took you 3 sentences. god you suck. prez get rid of this embarrassment
Hahaha I only come to the Chicago site to read comments on Neil’s blog, everybody legit hates this fucking dude.
I’ll take a fast ball square in the face if it meant the end of Neil. Even swap, broken face for a fired Neil.
if you need that blog translated you’re a fucking idiot. doesn’t change the fact that isn’t funny though.
you are such a faggot. “Hacking at the dick piece” and “lobotomized by a fastball.” Do you think this shit sounds good when you write it? This blog would have been better if you killed yourself before writing it.
played against this guy in high school. His FIRST pitch in the mlb he got knocked in the head and was fucked up for a long time. I guess he’s making a comeback, thats what neil trying to say
this blog was pretty funny I’d say. #promoteneil
Everyone hates on new bloggers. sure Neil is on funny cant type cant spell and has downs, but at least his blogs give of an hour more of entertainment due to time change. Even if you only read comment section!
just read what I posted fuck it thats three Natty Daddys deep I will smash you in the face with a sandwich straight jibber gabber!!! still better than neil!
fast forward to 1:08, you might think he just won the game for them. I understand its his first at bat since the incident, but he’s a pro… and he struck out… and everybody is celebrating.
I just read the title on the Super Blog and just knew that it would be Neil who not only would ruin this great story, but do so with a blog you wouldnt even wipe your ass with. Do you have a dart board with words like “Dick Piece” and other random nonsense on it and just write whatever you land on??? I hate commenting or piling on but you really are the fucking worst!
Do you people just comment on shit without knowing a fucking thing about it? I mean shit… heretoparty you’re a fuckin moron!! He’s not a pro, he was for one AB in 2005 but he’s been out of baseball for months and that was his first MLB at bat since he got hit in the head. It will be his last MLB at bat as well. Read something before you pop off like you know what you’re talking about!! Or better yet… Do us all a favor and Neil yourself!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Greenberg_(baseball)
The dick piece part was funny but everything you write is in horrible taste
way to ruin the best story in baseball this year, neil.
Every time i read your blogs i contemplate shitting in my hand and throwing it at the screen. god i hate you
@TheRealBigTom- Im sorry, jackass. I thought we still consider the minor leagues “professionals”… I mean, they do get payed to play, and when they are called up, they are expected to perform. Why don’t you read the article you reference to somebody before referencing it. It will save you from looking like an ignorant son of a bitch.
“In 2006, Greenberg hit .179 for the Diamond Jaxx and .118 for Iowa, and was released by the Chicago Cubs
Greenberg played the 2007 season with the Royals’ Double-A Wichita Wranglers
Royals signed Greenberg to a minor league contract for 2008.
February 23, 2009, Greenberg signed a minor league contract with the Cincinnati Reds was invited to minor league spring training.
Greenberg finished the 2010 season with the Bluefish batting .258 in 105 games
He played outfield for the Bluefish again in 2011, his fourth year with the team.”-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Greenberg_(baseball)