It’s one thing to lose the showcase showdown, that’s heart breaking but shit happens. It’s a totally different thing to lose a showcase showdown then get your face fucked in by an absolutely ruthless handshake snub. Slapping your own hand after you were left hanging is complete rock bottom. I’d honestly be shocked if he hasn’t already killed himself.


Also, if this isn’t future me, retired, on the Showcase Showdown, rocking a Hawaiian shirt and fresh pair of Saucony’s, then I don’t want to live another day.