If you ask me, Notre Dame just got an instant upgrade. Rosey faced chubby midget Brian Kelly or Goatee’d Lava Lamp Brian Kelly who looks like a super villian from an 80′s action movie? Seems like an easy choice to me.
Seriously though, how much pussy do you think this guy slays? Owning a Lava Lamp is easily the most erotic thing a person can do.
Lava Lamp Brian Kelly, Master of Orgasms.