11 Year Old Kid Nails His First Ski Jump
Love it when Dad’s do this shit. Has be one of the greatest highlights of parenthood. I mean once you have a kid your life is ruined. All the fun ends and all the work begins. The old lady turns bitter and crusty and everything is focused on raising this half-human. Gotta take advantage where you can and just soak up the little things. Like filming your 11 year old’s first ski jump and then posting it to the Internet when he explodes out of his binding and goes flailing away down a mountain. Just serves as a little reminder who the real alpha is in the house.
Well the binding releases work….
Neil… the real life Joe Dirt
That was to make up for years of wiping shitty ass.
He popped out of those bindings almost as fast as Neil lets dudes pop him in the asshole.
Hahaha I watched it like 10 times and the dads reaction is classic. Picture myself doing the exact same thing in 10 years.
haha that was awesome, the simplicity
quite a wipe out for getting a whole 3.5 feet of air
His bindings were loose. Like his stool.
If you speed check twice, you’re gonna have a bad time. Clear the knuckle little guy!
Neil, another great Smokeshow yesterday! A chubby girl mugging for the camera in 15 face shots is hardly a ‘smokeshow’ !!!!
Haha @degenerate, you mean his LACK of reaction is hilarious. Love how he keeps his shit together; this child will turn out fine.
Ah you never forget your first time. Even though it is over in seconds, and leaves you cold and unfulfilled shivering and crying.
I was gonna say this was Neil’s chlldhood video but we Neil’s father would have never taken him skiing. You always leave a child like Neil at home. The “you’re special” line must have been used daily.
I would pay big bucks to watch Neil nail a ski jump… and by nail i mean hit a tree and die
Nicely done.
Gotta bend those knees son
Neil, I’ve had Barstool open on my computer at work everyday for years now. Literally everyday I break up my time at this awful office by reading this website. Some great stuff, some awful stuff, most of it somewhere in the middle. I’ve watched them beat you down since your first blog attempt. I’ve sat back and watched since you came around and I’ve always maintained some compassion for you for some reason. I decided to make my first comment ever on this website today. You are fucking brutal. They are all right.
Hahahah what an idiot!
is that you as a kid neil? if so, it would explain a lot.
i laughed….probably not because of anything neil wrote. but i laughed, which is more than i can say for 99.5% of the things i open up with -neil tacked onto the end of it. good job pickle dick
Love it. Haha – the video that is. Neil, you suck.
Neil, you’re an assclown.
He french fried when he should have pizzad.