Fucking Pirates. Too funny. Can’t even have a rosin bag go 1 game without it bukakking all over AJ Burnett’s pants. Makes me feel good about being a Cubs fan for one second. Watching the Shark deal while Burnett ends up with chalk dick.

Oh and if people didn’t notice I predicted Rizzo would hit 30 home runs and what does he do on the first pitch he sees? Just a 470 ft jack. nbd but kbd.

My GIF guy Feitelberg is on vacation so I had to make one myself. Came out perfect right? What do you guys think?

As you can clearly see, Rizzo has the sweetest swing in the game.