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Cuba Gooding Jr. Did Shoot The Puck Last Night And Stripped After Slotting One, Also Probably Didn’t Realize It Was A Preseason Game

What the fuck is Cuba on?

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Hey Cuba, Relaxxxxx man. It’s a fucking preseason game. You slotted one on the 3 hole board, I think the 8 year olds they have shoot are hitting that that board at roughly 90%. Take it down a notch. No one likes the guy who’s always hyper and in everyone’s face. Just go stand in the corner and get drunk or something. We like awkward award show Cuba far more than shirt off crazy Cuba.

 

 

 

 

 

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How about Stuckmeyer saying “we won’t top this all season” on night 1. Oh I should stop watching Shoot the Puck then right? I’ve seen it all.

 

Be a salesman for once dude, come on.

 

By Big Cat posted September 24th, 2014 at 9:26 AM

Peter King Told A Fascinating Story About Andrew McCutchen Last Night And The Internet Hated It So Peter Promptly Took His Ball And Went Home Like A 5 Year Old

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So if I’m following this story correctly Peter King once was in a Starbucks IN Pittsburgh WITH Andrew McCutchen and the barista was like, hey man, what’s the name for your drink, and then Andrew McCutchen, who’s first name is Andrew by the way, was like, ANDREW. WHOAAAAAAAAAA. Can’t make this stuff up guys.

 

 

I know what his point is, at least I think I do, that people didn’t recognize McCutchen in his home city, even though it was probably some high school chick who didn’t give a shit, but the story is so vintage Peter King. It’s like he has a formula for story telling in his brain only he’s the only one on earth who doesn’t realize it always spits out the same shitty pointless result.

 

Take current event, relate it to some interaction with a waiter/waitress/barista/bartender (bonus points if it’s coffee related), make sure you heavily insert yourself into the current event, tell story and then BAM! Watch everyone be super impressed with that time you stood in line behind Andrew McCutchen. All in a hard day’s work.

 

Andrew McCutchen was in front of me in line, he ordered drink and barista said to him

Name for the cup?

McCutchen said politely, “Robin, as in Robin Williams, the guy who killed himself”

Barista was almost in tears.

 

 

 

The Best part of the little story time was that everyone on the internet hated it, you know because it was completely pointless and made no real sense, something that never actually dawned on Peter King before telling it. So when the truth came out, and he realized that everyone was standing around staring blankly at him giving him the “That’s It, that’s your fucking story?” shoulder shrug he took his ball and went home. He genuinely never thought for a second that his story didn’t suck. Just unbelievable to see a man so out of touch with reality slowly come to. Fascinating.

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Also love Jon Heyman trolling him and it going directly over Peter’s head. That’s when you know you’re clueless.

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I imagine Peter reading this tweet and being like WHAT?!?! How did you know? How did this leak?

 

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By Big Cat posted September 24th, 2014 at 8:43 AM

Classiest Fans In Baseball Just Doing Their Thing!

Cards fans just know how to root harder than the rest of us I guess.

 

 

 

 

Hide your eyes St. Louis! That man is giving us the FINGER!

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We all agree to just pretend the Cubs fan dancing wildly by himself didn’t happen right? Good talk see ya out there.

By Big Cat posted September 23rd, 2014 at 10:25 PM

Stoolie Tony Sanchez With A Perfect Photobomb Of Andrew McCutchen

Perfect, even moves with the Camera. Congrats to Tony and the Pirates, always root for any of the smaller market teams come October, or basically anyone who could possibly beat the Cardinals.   … PS Can’t wait for Rizzo to do this next year, is what I keep convincing myself.   … Double PS This [...]

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Perfect, even moves with the Camera. Congrats to Tony and the Pirates, always root for any of the smaller market teams come October, or basically anyone who could possibly beat the Cardinals.

 

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Can’t wait for Rizzo to do this next year, is what I keep convincing myself.

 

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This was him last year doing the same thing. Best life ever.

 

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He’s getting everyone, I think he may try to drink 1,000 beers tonight.

By Big Cat posted September 23rd, 2014 at 9:22 PM

Barstool Chicago Local Smokeshow Of The Day-Lexy

 Introducing Lexy, who is a former Badger at Wisconsin. A stunner for a Tuesday. Send all smokes to chicagotips@barstoolsports.com, tweet us @ChiStoolinterns, or friend/message us tips on Facebook. 

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 Introducing Lexy, who is a former Badger at Wisconsin. A stunner for a Tuesday.

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By chi-interns posted September 23rd, 2014 at 5:00 PM

Thats A Slippery Slope

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By t bone posted September 23rd, 2014 at 4:16 PM

Famous Soccer Player Calls Press Conference To Dispell The Rumor That He Killed His Friend In A Human Sacrifice, Wait What?

  (Source) The 28-year-old, who spent two seasons in the Premier League, has been grieving for the loss of his close friend – who went missing in July. The Ghanian superstar disappeared while on holiday with Gyan in late July, along with Janet Badu. Both were presumed to have drowned, but speculation surrounding Castro’s death [...]

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(Source) The 28-year-old, who spent two seasons in the Premier League, has been grieving for the loss of his close friend – who went missing in July. The Ghanian superstar disappeared while on holiday with Gyan in late July, along with Janet Badu. Both were presumed to have drowned, but speculation surrounding Castro’s death has been rife due to the fact his body has not been found. The lack of a body has sparked rumours in Ghana that Gyan, who left the Premier League in 2012, performed a human sacrifice on the rapper.Gyan’s family have vehemently denied the allegations, but they are refusing to go away. That has led the ex-Sunderland star to organise a press conference for tomorrow to put the rumours to bed. A statement on his official website said: “The Gyan Family will hold a press conference on Wednesday address recent issues of public interest including the disappearance of musical icon Theophilus Tagoe (aka Castro). “It will be recalled that Theophilus Tagoe (aka Castro) and Janet Bandu went missing while on a holiday hangout with Family and Friends of the Gyan’s at a resort in Ada back in July. Relentless efforts are still being made to find the missing duo. “The opportunity will also be used to officially respond to some allegations and untruths bundled about in the media over the role of Asamoah Gyan in the duo’s disappearance.”
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Here’s my question. If you have to call a press conference to tell everyone you didn’t kill your friend in a human sacrifice that probably means you killed him in a human sacrifice right? I mean that’s not just a normal every day rumor that gets floated around. If someone could jump from A (a person dying) to Z (Oh yeah, it was probably his friend performing a Human Sacrifice to get his soccer powers back) then that means you’re up to some sketchy shit. Just not something most people would get accused of. So good work Gyan, have fun with your press conference, but anyone with a brain realizes you most likely asked your friend to go on vacation with you so that you could put him into a big witch doctor cauldron. Not too hard to see what’s going on here.
By Big Cat posted September 23rd, 2014 at 3:30 PM

Instagram Heat Check Of The Day



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By t bone posted September 23rd, 2014 at 2:55 PM
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