New Haven, CT
January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
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Sun National Bank Center
February 28th, 2014 9:00 PM
(Can’t even believe that Big Cat hasn’t posted this picture of Marc’s fantastic dick broom yet)
Exactly the kind of mentality you need to win in this league. You cannot over look anybody, you cannot be satisfied, and you cannot think you accomplished anything until you’re holding up the Lombardi in February. So it’s already Week 4, and we’re taking it on the road to face off against a very, very talented Detroit team. The Lions clearly underachieved last year, after making their first playoff appearance in 12 years. We are all aware that they have the Number 1 Wide Receiver, and arguably a Top 10 Quarterback in this league. Keeping them in check is obviously the main key, but here are some other things the Bears should watch out for in Week 4 while trying to do this to Matthew Stafford again (on field turf).
Hobbled with a knee injury he didn’t play last week, but has been a full participant this week so he’s clearly going to play. From the get go I really liked this move by Detroit. He is exactly the type of dynamic running back that you can compliment Johnson with. He played a huge role in the opener against the Vikings totaling 191 all purpose yards. The Bears linebacking crew will need to keep an eye on Bush at all times. Stafford/Johnson is scary enough, but now with Bush’s big play ability this is really going to be a good challenge for this defense.
It’s your day kid. What a sight it would be if Collins could step in, and just instantly provide us with what we’ve been missing all year. A Pass Rush. Just a great opportunity for the guy to really showcase his talents at a time where this team needs him most. Everybody talked about how great a camp he had, and I envision him coming in to try and make a statement from the get go. Did I just set a very lofty goal for a guy who has never started a game yet? Yeah, a big one. But, we need pressure from somewhere, and if I want to think wishful for a guy in his big moment then so be it. Also Melton is a big loss. Yes, he hasn’t played well this year, but he is a Pro-Bowler and that’s hard to replace. It’s not the end of the season, but don’t be that guy that says “it doesn’t matter he was sucking anyways”.
Nick Fairley and Ndamukong Suh. Needless to say, this Bears O-line is going to have their hands full. But, if there is any opponent that you should be absolutely jacked up to go against, it has to be Suh. The guy is just such a scumbag that you truly have to believe, that if he has the chance to get at your Quarterback, he will do everything possible to injure him. I see Garza and Co. coming into this one with alot of pride to make sure that something like that doesn’t happen. Could you imagine if Long came in, and just made Suh eat turf the whole game? That would be all the momentum the Bears would need for the rest of the day.
The fact that Tillman might not play does have me worried a bit though. The guy has done as good of a job as anybody in this league at shutting Johnson down, and is just our most dynamic defensive player period. Hopefully his knee feels good enough to go. The Bears didn’t finish their first drive in Pittsburgh, but it was an overall solid drive. It was very balanced, with the ball steadly moving while shaving almost seven minutes off the clock. If the Bears can finish off some of those, and keep Stafford/Johnson off the field, I think we’ll be alright.
Both these teams know what’s at stake in this big divisional game, but I see the Bears pulling this one out 31-28.
Fucking love me some Kenny Mayne. His return is easily the best thing that could happen to (the perpetually shitty) SportsCenter, save for them just letting Barstool run the show. He’s hilarious and not a complete toolshed like most of the bozos they have doing the highlights. Definitely the type of dude you’d want to party with and drop water balloons on people from a tall building and shit.
PS – And it’s only right that he was practicing on a video that Barstool posted back in March. Obviously a subtle hat tip.
Go find your mommy Kermit. Go out and live in nature with your little bunny family and experience all the joys of being free in the wild aaaaaannnnnnddddddd it’s dead. Hey, that girl had to learn about the food chain sooner or later right? I’m sure she’ll only be traumatized for a couple years.
I’m almost ready to admit that I suck at Fan Duel, almost. This is my last gasp week. If this team doesn’t finish top 100 I’ll sack up and just come to terms with the fact that I suck, but that’s why I picked Terelle Pryor. Slightly concussed? Sure. Love that though. Don’t think just throw.
1. $25,000 in prizes
2. $4,000 for 1st, $2,500 for 2nd, $1,500 for 3rd
3. Prizes down to 70th place
4. $50 entry
(Newser) – Ivan Lewis cheated on his wife, and—since this is the year 2013—she responded by forcing him to hold up an embarrassing sign,not on the corner of a busy street, but on Facebook. Lewis posted a picture of himself holding a piece of paper reading, “I cheated on my wife!!! (And she was ugly!!!)” along with the caption, “Sonya Gore said I got to get 10,000 [likes] before she take me back.” It’s been up since Sunday and has more than 5,000 likes so far (hat tip to Huffington Post for spotting it). See it here.
There is, needless to say, quite a bit of drama going on in the comments, including this update from Sonya herself (misspellings hers): “It takes a man to do what he has done he gotta here all the jokes from his so called friends an family an he set that a side to prove his love for me what girl would not want that ?” Yes, he sure does sound like a keeper.
Hey Ivan, you know it’s 2013 right? You know you can just divorce your wife right? Like that was also a possibility too. There are other ways out of this that don’t involve public ridicule and forever being the facebook guy that cheated on his wife with an ugly chick. You have options. You don’t have to sit there and take shit from everyone in your wife’s family. So I don’t know if you’re just a glutton for punishment or if your wife has a magical pussy or what, but I wanted to point out the simple fact that you could just leave and avoid all of this. Just trying to help you out man. Antonio Smith and I, just trying to help you out.
Still not totally sure what Big Tome meant by this, I think he’s saying guys have testicles and god knows that? Factually he’s sort of right.