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Live Look At Roger Goodell After Suspending Ray Rice For Only 2 Games Even Though He Beat The Shit Out Of A Woman

Rog is reaching troll levels

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2 games for beating a woman, 4 games for smoking a joint. Oh I’m sorry, what was that haters? Yeah that’s what I thought.

 

 

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No but seriously, Roger Goodell has reached the point where he’s so fucking crazy and drunk with power I’m starting to find it funny. 2 games for beating the shit out of a woman? TWO?!?! So outrageous you wonder if he’s purposefully trying to fuck with everyone. Roger Goodell has become the master troll and he knows nothing will ever get us to stop watching the NFL.    

 

 

Roger’s commute home.      

 

 

 

 

 

 

By Big Cat posted July 24th, 2014 at 9:50 AM

Giraffe Escapes From A Carnival In Mexico

JIRAFA!

 

 

I don’t know why but this video made me laugh. Like what the hell was this guy doing?

 

Yeah let’s just point where the Giraffe should go and maybe he’ll listen. Fuck nets and tranquilizer guns, just need to let him know he should turn around. That should totally work.

 

 

JIRAFA JIRAFA JIRAFA! VAMOS A IZQUIERDO! JIRAFA!

 

 

 

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I imagine a Mexican carnival just a bunch of old wooden roller coasters and kids playing with rusty nails and rocks.

By Big Cat posted July 24th, 2014 at 9:35 AM

Frank Caliendo Reads Lebron James “I’m Coming Home” Letter In The Voice Of Morgan Freeman

I think I actually like Frank Caliendo now, what the fuck?

 

I’ve been saying for a few years now, buy stock in Frank Caliendo. Buy buy buy. Guy just gets it. He knows funny. He knows pop culture. He’s basically the coolest, funniest person in the world. Big things coming up for Frank Caliendo this year and by big things I mean probably just a couple of Gruden/Madden impressions to kill time during NFL Countdown.

 

 

 

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Toss Frank into the Chicago Sky territory of my brain. It started as a joke but now I think I actually find him funny. Like this was pretty fucking good.

 

Also, I think I officially have Stockholm Syndrome

By Big Cat posted July 24th, 2014 at 9:05 AM

Snoop Dogg Says He Smoked Weed In The Bathroom Of The White House And Told The Secret Service He Was Just Burning A Napkin

Least surprising news ever

(Source) Willie Nelson, who famously smoked marijuana on the roof of the White House during Jimmy Carter’s presidency, has some company.  It seems Snoop Dogg has also smoked pot there. Jimmy Kimmel joined Snoop on his “GGN” YouTube show and asked the rapper flat out if he’d ever smoked at the White House.   

 “In the bathroom, not in the White House, but in the bathroom,” Snoop replied. “I said, ‘May I use the bathroom for a second?’ And they said, ‘What are you gonna do, number one or number two?’ I said, ‘Number two,’” he recalled to Kimmel, saying “the CIA or the FBI” monitored his bathroom needs. “So I said, ‘Look, when I do the number two, I usually, you know, have a cigarette or light something to get the aroma right.’ And they said, ‘Well you know what? You can light a piece of napkin.’ I said, ‘I’ll do that.’ And the napkin was this,” he explained, taking a big puff of the joint in his hand. Kimmel laughed and replied: “This is some story.

 

 

Anyone else just assume Snoop Dogg smokes wherever he goes? Like I know Jimmy Kimmel had to act super shocked and say how this is “some story” but let’s be honest. The moment I knew Snoop Dogg smoked weed in the White House was the moment I found out Snoop Dogg visited the White House. And I’m sure some people will get upset and say “The White House is a sacred place and how dare Snoop Dogg” but that’s not really his fault. If you invite your drunk uncle to Thanksgiving and he offends everyone and says a bunch of racist shit do you get mad at your drunk uncle? No. That’s on you for inviting him. A leopard can’t change his spots and Snoop Dogg can’t stop smoking weed. So if you invite the guy who openly talks about weed every second he gets, has a million rap songs about smoking and just recently changed himself to a Jamaican person so he could smoke even MORE weed into your home, and then he smokes weed, well then that’s your fault, not his. End of story.

 

 

 

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Love how Snoop keeps saying he didn’t smoke IN the White House just in the bathroom, which is IN the White House but it’s not like he smoked IN the White House. See the difference?

By Big Cat posted July 24th, 2014 at 8:45 AM

Another Plane Crashed And Or Is Missing, This Seems Like A Pretty Bad Trend No?

What the fuck is going on

 

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(Source) An Air Algerie flight en route to Algiers from Burkina Faso with 116 people aboard — including 50 French citizens — disappeared from radar early Thursday over the Sahara during bad weather. Air navigation services lost track of AH0517 about 50 minutes after takeoff at 0155 GMT, the Algerian news agency APS reports. “In keeping with procedures, Air Algerie has launched its emergency plan,” the APS agency quoted the airline as saying. The pilot reportedly contacted air traffic control in Niamey, Niger, to change course because of a storm, the BBC reports. The French news agency AFP quotes an unidentified source with the airlines as saying the plane was “not far from the Algerian frontier when the crew was asked to make a detour because of poor visibility and to prevent the risk of collision with another aircraft on the Algiers-Bamako route.”

United Nations troops in Mali say they understand the plane came down between Gao and Tessalit, the BBC’s Alex Duval Smith in the Malian capital Bamako reports.The French military says it is sending two fighter jets based in the region to try to locate the missing plane, according to Reuters. France 24 TV quotes an official from Niger as saying the French have sent three military reconnaissance planes to help in the search.

 

 

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So this is starting to become a pretty disturbing trend right? Like when people say airplane travel is statistically much safer than driving in your car I understand that yes, the numbers do say that, but at what point are we wondering if the world has just become a Big Bermuda triangle and missing planes are the new “in” thing. I think I’m there. I think 3 in 5 months is enough to sway me. And not to promote the “stay inside your apartment at all times and never go outside” lifestyle but I’ve never been in a plane crash sitting on my couch. That is a scientific fact.

 

 

 

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You know who looks like a fucking genius in 2014? This guy.

 

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Like some sort of beautiful fat prophet or something.

 

 

By Big Cat posted July 24th, 2014 at 8:35 AM

It’s Like You Can’t Even Tell He’s Wearing A Helmet Under His Hat

Hey guys, do I have something under my hat?

 

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Whoever came up with this design crushed it. I’ve been staring at this picture for the past 10 minutes and I still can’t notice a difference. So sleek, so sexy.

By Big Cat posted July 23rd, 2014 at 10:01 PM

Jay Cutler Showing Up To Training Camp In A Big White Van Is The Best

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Every Super Bowl team needs a “story”. Something memorable for the Championship DVD. An identity they can look back on and say yeah, that was that team, man they were special. Now I’m not saying Cutty rolling into training camp in Big White Party Van is the beginning of that story but I think we all know it absolutely is.

 

 

So much room for activities.

 

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By Big Cat posted July 23rd, 2014 at 8:38 PM

Barstool Chicago Local Smokeshow of the Day – Dana

Introducing Dana from Chicago who goes to ISU. Good to see the Redbirds back at it. Dana has to dominate during the summertime. Send all smokes to chicagotips@barstoolsports.com, tweet us at ChiStoolInterns, or friend/message us on Facebook.

Introducing Dana from Chicago who goes to ISU. Good to see the Redbirds back at it. Dana has to dominate during the summertime.

Send all smokes to chicagotips@barstoolsports.com, tweet us at ChiStoolInterns, or friend/message us on Facebook.

By chi-interns posted July 23rd, 2014 at 5:00 PM
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