Guy Calls In Dozens Of Bomb Threats And Creates Mass Wide Terror At His Office All So That He Doesn’t Have To Go Into Work Anymore
(Source) The next time you find yourself crammed into your cubicle and fuming over all the god-awful people in your office, just be thankful you’ll never have to work with James Allen Bea. A leading contender for the world’s worst colleague, the 21-year-old is facing felony charges for relentlessly terrorizing his fellow employees at a financial services firm in Seattle. During his short-lived tenure at Jack Henry and Associates, Bea allegedly sent dozens of bomb threats to co-workers in texts and emails, usually filled with unsettling details about their personal lives. Prosecutors also allege that the disgruntled employee-from-hell circulated photographs of his deceased brother splayed out in a coffin. His campaign began just days after he started his job, and in what appears to be an elaborate ruse to avoid going to work (or to just provide himself cover), Bea also cast himself as one of the bomber’s primary targets.
“The defendant orchestrated a sophisticated, calculated scheme that delivered waves of terror for weeks, permeating a multi-state company and leaving many people fearful to come to work,” wrote King County deputy prosecutor Ian D. Ith in court papers. Police in Seattle first caught wind of the menacing messages on April 10, a mere three days after Bea started his job at the Missouri-based firm. Company employees at the Seattle office and branches in other states began receiving threats on their mobile phones claiming that bombs would detonate in their offices. Colleagues who worked in close proximity to Bea, including those who provided him with job training, received messages with a twisted personal touch:
“Hello Tom. I know you are wondering who this is, but we will get to that later. I’ve watched you for the past 6 months. Where you work, which route you take home, where you grocery shop, where you go for drinks, where that pretty little girlfriend of yours works; need I go on? What do I want you may be wondering? I want you and the rest of your staff to evacuate the building. Failure to do so will harm not only your pretty soon to be wife, but everyone who works for you. I have planted and will detonate 18 C4 explosives in exactly 30 minutes. Take this as a joke, and your staff’s lives will be in your hands.”
Bea sent scores of similar bomb threats to his colleagues, court documents allege. To avoid suspicion, he often targeted himself in the messages, which would refer to Bea as “Nigger James” and threaten the life of his young son. Bea even went so far as to use the death of his younger brother, Jalon Bea, who was shot to death by a friend last year, as grist for his mill. Prosecutors say he sent his co-workers images of Jalon resting in a casket at his funeral.
Holy shit is this guy a genius or what. Yeah I mean he kind of sort of worked harder at finding a way to not work than actually doing his regular job but that’s besides the point. Calling in Dozens of bomb threats, menacing texts, calling yourself the N word, all after only a couple of days on the Job? That is some next level shit. Like you thought you were suave by having a “doctor’s appointment” or the “Cable guy” come to your house during the week. Fuck that. The bar has officially been raised. Multi-State mass wide terror or get the fuck out. Because at the end of the day there is nothing more American than using up all your work time to figure out a way to not have to work anymore.
James Bea texting his co-workers saying he’s going to get “Nigger James” is laugh out loud funny.
This is a sneaky hilarious move.
Prosecutors also allege that the disgruntled employee-from-hell circulated photographs of his deceased brother splayed out in a coffin
Hey Frank, want to see my new puppy? ZAP, that’s my dead brother all dead and gross and shit. Got you, you big dumb idiot!