It breaks my heart that I won’t be in the building for Brandon Bollig’s return to the United Center. I am going to assume that the tribute video put on by the Blackhawks will be similar to the one the Celtics did for Pierce last year only a billion percent more emotional. Enforcer, beauty, champion.
Let’s just hope he’s in the lineup.
PS: I feel like I need to clarify this blog for the idiots. Yes, it’s sarcastic, but I pretty much wrote it to troll the people who irrationally hate Brandon Bollig. Seen way too much talk on twitter about booing him. Nobody is going to mistake Bollig for Cam Neely, but for a 12th or 13th forward/enforcer(re:John Scott) you could do a lot worse. Bottomline he did the job he was asked to do and did it for a team that won a championship. I don’t care if you’re Dickey Simpkins, Brent Sopel, Brandon Bollig, or Heinie Zimmerman(best name on the 1908 Cubs), if you win a Championship you should get a polite ovation when you come back to town. End. Rant.
Guy Offering 200 Dollars To Have Sex With His Hot Swinger Wife And Take Her To Foo Fighters At The Cubby Bear On Friday Night
I’m just assuming “she’ll show you a good time” is sex. At least in the real world it is.
I should actually say, guy is selling his wife to get her to leave him alone for a night. This right here is the very definition of a win-win all around. You, person already in possession of Foo Fighter tickets, gets a date to the show that you know will want to party after (fuck), and 200 dollars. Swinger Wife gets to see an awesome concert she is dying to see, and also gets to fuck. Guy with swinger wife gets a night to relax and watch football, shit with the door open, and drink beer in his underwear. And I know obviously the big elephant in the room is the whole “you’re letting someone take your wife out and fuck her” but they’re already swingers. He’s already seen way worse than this Foo Fighters guy can do. So like I said, this is a win-win-win. Any stoolie who has a pair of tickets would be a fool to pass this up. Just a few adults partaking in a simple cash and sex for tickets trade. Nothing more, nothing less.
The fact that Foo Fighters is playing at the Cubby Bear to begin with is so awesome. Can’t wait for the new HBO show to debut Friday night.
(Source) The second confirmed Ebola patient in Dallas who has tested positive for the virus traveled by air from Cleveland to that city on a Frontier Airlines flight two days ago and may have been contagious at the time, according to CDC.
I feel like Ebola and Cleveland are peanut butter and jelly. You can have a peanut butter sandwich on it’s own but that makes you a weirdo. You want to put jelly on a piece of toast, k, what’s it like being an English pussy? But when you put them together, that’s when the magic happens. Ebola and Cleveland were meant for each other. And you knew this was coming. Anyone in Cleveland would tell you as much. You can’t have the Browns and the Cavs be good without God taking notice. Eco systems would be out of wack. The earth’s axis off tilt. Cleveland can never just have nice things, because the minute they do, that’s when they all get Ebola.
I actually agree with this guy.
And this guy. Take no chances, let that hyper dog loose guys.
Woman Asked On Family Feud “If You Could Change One Part Of Your Husband’s Body What Would It Be?”, Answers – “His Penis”
HOLY SHIT. I don’t think I’ve ever felt worse for a person in my entire life. Poor Pete. Poor fucking Pete. Seriously how do you even come back from this? That’s as sad as sad gets. I honestly want to start a gofundme account for Pete so he can get a new penis or better yet a new wife that doesn’t make fun of his penis on live television. #PrayForPetesPenis.
Solid tie choice though. Nothing like a bunch of dont worry be happy smiley faces on your tie while your wife puts your dick on blast.
This is an actual convo between my buddy and the girl he stuffed. You can’t tell me this isn’t the most casual exchange for this situation. The Lol she throws out kills
Where does everyone land on this one? I’m completely torn. On one hand kind of cool that a girl is pretty relaxed about the fact that whoops, you came inside of her. No drama, no freaking out, just a nice little acknowledgement of a mistake. A total lol moment for her. On the other hand, the casual nature of that reply has to be a little concerning right? That has a “lol, happens all the time” vibe to it. Sort of need your casual hook up to care just a little more about the fact that she might be pregnant. It’s like when your favorite player isn’t displaying intensity on the field. I know you care, but it would be nice if you showed me you care just a little more.