Today is the absolute worst. Not only is there no more football left, but if you did Super Bowl Sunday correctly you’re most likely struggling through a pretty severe case of diarrhea/heart burn. Not to mention it’s still winter, so yeah, fuck everything. So what do we do? Well we have 2 options. 1) Sit around and cry like pussies or 2) Buy something we don’t need to make ourselves feel better and look at hot chicks. I lean 2, it’s how I got the handclaw (last year’s funk buster), so let’s roll. First, buy a couple things we don’t need. Also, anyone who says buying shit is a chick movie doesn’t understand this. It’s not buying shoes or a skirt or some stupid thing that a girl thinks will make her look hot. It’s buying something you don’t actually need that you see and are like whoa, that’s kind of cool. So here we go.
1. Elevation Training Mask
Now that I’m back in shape I’d like to stay that way. That doesn’t mean I want to go to the gym, that’s crazy talk. Solution? Elevation training mask. I’ll admit, blogging tends to be a sedentary lifestyle. Doesn’t exactly promote physical fitness. Well that’s all because I’ve been blogging at sea level. Ever blogged at 10,000 feet? Game changer. Fit as fuck.
2. Potty Putter Golf Mat
Spring is coming, time to get that golf game tight. Easiest way to shed strokes? Short game. Potty Putter city.
3. What I would buy if I was rich – Jet Capsule
Hot Chick we can all look at – Emily Sears