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Guy Calls In Dozens Of Bomb Threats And Creates Mass Wide Terror At His Office All So That He Doesn’t Have To Go Into Work Anymore

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(Source) The next time you find yourself crammed into your cubicle and fuming over all the god-awful people in your office, just be thankful you’ll never have to work with James Allen Bea. A leading contender for the world’s worst colleague, the 21-year-old is facing felony charges for relentlessly terrorizing his fellow employees at a financial services firm in Seattle. During his short-lived tenure at Jack Henry and Associates, Bea allegedly sent dozens of bomb threats to co-workers in texts and emails, usually filled with unsettling details about their personal lives. Prosecutors also allege that the disgruntled employee-from-hell circulated photographs of his deceased brother splayed out in a coffin. His campaign began just days after he started his job, and in what appears to be an elaborate ruse to avoid going to work (or to just provide himself cover), Bea also cast himself as one of the bomber’s primary targets.

“The defendant orchestrated a sophisticated, calculated scheme that delivered waves of terror for weeks, permeating a multi-state company and leaving many people fearful to come to work,” wrote King County deputy prosecutor Ian D. Ith in court papers. Police in Seattle first caught wind of the menacing messages on April 10, a mere three days after Bea started his job at the Missouri-based firm. Company employees at the Seattle office and branches in other states began receiving threats on their mobile phones claiming that bombs would detonate in their offices. Colleagues who worked in close proximity to Bea, including those who provided him with job training, received messages with a twisted personal touch:

“Hello Tom. I know you are wondering who this is, but we will get to that later. I’ve watched you for the past 6 months. Where you work, which route you take home, where you grocery shop, where you go for drinks, where that pretty little girlfriend of yours works; need I go on? What do I want you may be wondering? I want you and the rest of your staff to evacuate the building. Failure to do so will harm not only your pretty soon to be wife, but everyone who works for you. I have planted and will detonate 18 C4 explosives in exactly 30 minutes. Take this as a joke, and your staff’s lives will be in your hands.”

 

Bea sent scores of similar bomb threats to his colleagues, court documents allege. To avoid suspicion, he often targeted himself in the messages, which would refer to Bea as “Nigger James” and threaten the life of his young son. Bea even went so far as to use the death of his younger brother, Jalon Bea, who was shot to death by a friend last year, as grist for his mill. Prosecutors say he sent his co-workers images of Jalon resting in a casket at his funeral.

 

 

 

Holy shit is this guy a genius or what. Yeah I mean he kind of sort of worked harder at finding a way to not work than actually doing his regular job but that’s besides the point.  Calling in Dozens of bomb threats, menacing texts, calling yourself the N word, all after only a couple of days on the Job? That is some next level shit. Like you thought you were suave by having a “doctor’s appointment” or the “Cable guy” come to your house during the week. Fuck that. The bar has officially been raised. Multi-State mass wide terror or get the fuck out. Because at the end of the day there is nothing more American than using up all your work time to figure out a way to not have to work anymore.

 

 

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James Bea texting his co-workers saying he’s going to get “Nigger James” is laugh out loud funny.

 

 

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This is a sneaky hilarious move.

 

Prosecutors also allege that the disgruntled employee-from-hell circulated photographs of his deceased brother splayed out in a coffin

 

Hey Frank, want to see my new puppy? ZAP, that’s my dead brother all dead and gross and shit. Got you, you big dumb idiot!

 

By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 12:35 PM

Ricketts Basically Told The Rooftop Owners To Go Fuck Themselves Today, Finally

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LINK TO VIDEO BECAUSE WHY WOULD MLB EVER WANT US TO SHARE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET RIGHT?

 

 

CHICAGO — The Ricketts family, which has delayed its efforts to renovate 100-year-old Wrigley Field while negotiating with the rooftop owners, now plans to go ahead with the ballpark’s restoration and add additional signage in the outfield. Cubs chairman Tom Ricketts sent a letter and video to Cubs fans late Wednesday, saying they are going to “put the team and the fans first.” Ricketts said they will submit a revised expansion plan to the Commission on Chicago Landmarks, asking for approval of additions to the original proposal to add several signs and a revised seating configuration in the outfield. If approved, Ricketts said they are prepared to begin construction.

The new outfield signs will provide an additional revenue source to help fund other parts of the restoration, Ricketts said. The revised expansion plan will include additional seating and open spaces in the Budweiser Bleachers, including new group terraces in right and left field and enclosed hospitality areas. They are also asking for new outfield lights that will reduce shadows, allowing fly balls to be lit from both front and back. All lighting will be directed inside the ballpark and not outside to the community. “We’ve spent endless hours negotiating with the rooftop businesses,” Ricketts said. “We’ve gotten nowhere in our talks with them to settle this dispute. It has to end. It’s time to move forward.” Ricketts said they hope to avoid “going to the courthouse” to deal with the rooftop owners. “Being unable to improve our park puts us in the hole by tens of millions of dollars every year,” Ricketts said. “Our competitors in the Central Division don’t suffer that restriction. They can put up signs in the outfield and create other revenue to invest in their baseball teams.”

 

 

 

I’m going to let Carl expand on this later but here are my quick thoughts.

 

1) Good on Ricketts. Enough talk. The Wrigley renovations have taken forever to get going and Ricketts has basically said he’s not spending money on the team until the facilities are upgraded. Do I think that sort of sucks and that it’s not unreasonable to both renovate and spend money on players simultaneously (like re-signing Samardzija)? Yes, but I’m not the one writing the checks. So if he wants the increased revenue from signs and upgraded park features before he starts throwing cash at Free Agents I get it. Thankfully it sounds like he’s finally at the point where he’s going to tell the Rooftop owners to fuck off. I love it. Let’s get this shit rolling.

 

 

2) Ricketts is so fucking creepy. I don’t know what it is about him but he just screams weird Dad with a dorky long bill baseball hat at a little league game. Stop doing videos dude, just give us a winning team.

 

 

 

“I feel like I have to poop but I’m just going to go with a fart for right now”

 

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This is so classic Cubs

 

They are also asking for new outfield lights that will reduce shadows, allowing fly balls to be lit from both front and back

 

We just want our players to be able to actually see the ball in the year 2014. It’s going to be groundbreaking stuff.

By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 11:50 AM

Barstool Rundown – May 21st

My final point on McKaylaGate

 

 

My final point on McKayla Maroney. I’m not disagreeing just to disagree I just honestly think she has become overrated all based on some weird mind game in the internet’s head. She’s pretty, but every time I see a picture of her I think, oh wow she looks really fucking young. That’s it. That’s my story. She’s not worth bowing down to, we routinely post smokeshows across all the cities that are hotter and sexier than she is. “Mind games” only last so long. Sometimes you have to do porn to keep my interest. Call me jaded but that’s just me being honest.

 

 

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By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 11:30 AM

Erin Heatherton Wants Us All To Know That “Hard Losses Make The Best Victories”

      Fine Erin, if you say so.   Also, why has Kane not taken her down yet? How does that make any sense?           PS Here’s a fun Game 2 that the Kings played in earlier this playoffs, if you think getting torched in the 3rd means more than [...]

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Fine Erin, if you say so.

 

Also, why has Kane not taken her down yet? How does that make any sense?

 

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Here’s a fun Game 2 that the Kings played in earlier this playoffs, if you think getting torched in the 3rd means more than 1 game.

 

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By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 11:00 AM

Justin Abdelkader Just Murdered Vlad Sobotka In The World Championships

        Ummm, yeah, I don’t think that’s allowed dude.     Wings Blues should be fun next year at least.   …

 

 

 

 

Ummm, yeah, I don’t think that’s allowed dude.

 

 

Wings Blues should be fun next year at least.

 

By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 10:28 AM

Drone Takes Dog For A Walk And That’s Probably It For Our Society

    I know this is just one of those “Oh look how cool and neat drones are” videos but fuck this. If people actually start doing this (you know they will) that’s it for our society. Oh I got this sweet new dog, but yeah I never see him because that’s actually my drone’s [...]

 

 

I know this is just one of those “Oh look how cool and neat drones are” videos but fuck this. If people actually start doing this (you know they will) that’s it for our society. Oh I got this sweet new dog, but yeah I never see him because that’s actually my drone’s job.  That’s our future. People taking the best things in life, spending time with your dog, and farming it out to a robot for convenience sake. Like I don’t want to be an alarmist here but we’re basically on a path to iRobot coming true and by the time that happens Will Smith will probably be dead and won’t be able to save us and then what? We’re all fucked, that’s what.

 

 

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Can a drone pick up dog shit? Because the only thing worse than a person who has their drone walk their dog is a person who doesn’t pick up his dog’s shit.

 

 

 

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Think Mark Cuban’s drone can sense black people so his dog can cross the street?

 

 

h/t hl

By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 10:06 AM

Jennifer Lawrence Was So Drunk At The Oscar’s That Miley Cyrus Told Her To Get It Together

That's officially rock bottom

 

 

You ever have those “wake up” moments. Those reality checks where you take a step back and ask yourself “Hey man, what the fuck are you doing”. They usually come late Sunday night after a weekend of too much drinking and gambling and acting like an asshole. Basically the entire impetus for Sunday Scaries. Well, yeah, whenever you have one of those again (probably memorial day night) just remember things could still be worse. You could have this person.

 

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Judging you and basically telling you to get your shit together. That right there is pure rock bottom.

 

 

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What are people’s thoughts on Jennifer Lawrence? I’m so confused by her. I think I love her, but then every now and then she does something that seems like she’s purposefully trying to be “the cool” girl which means she isn’t all that cool and probably sucks in person.

By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 9:25 AM

So Brazil’s Subway System Is Basically The Worst Place In The World, Thank God They Don’t Have A Soccer Tournament Coming In 3 Weeks Or Anything

Thank god they don't have any world events coming up.

 

 

Now you may say to yourself oh wow, that looks fucking awful. Bodies flying everywhere, people basically dying at the mouth of an escalator, a mish mash of human flesh and absolute chaos. But remember, it’s totally cool. Because yeah, Brazil’s subway system is really really bad and disorganized and will probably murder a lot of people but at least it’s not like they have a World soccer tournament coming in 3 weeks with hundreds of thousands of tourists and people swarming the cities and flooding the already badly broken public transportation systems. That would be really bad. Dodged a major bullet there.

 

 

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This woman died, 100% a dead person now.

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And this chick avoided death but was then kidnapped and probably got death anyway.

 

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Here’s an idea world. Stop doing these mass events in Russia and Brazil and countries that can’t handle it and just hold everything in Vegas (only slightly joking).

 

By Big Cat posted May 22nd, 2014 at 8:50 AM
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