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Forget B-Marsh, Kiss the rings, bitches.

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Hey rest of the NFL, now yis can’t leave. Clausen and Fox, back together at last to restore the glory days.

 

 

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Kiss the rings.

 

 

 

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I know my theory that Jimmy Clausen faked a concussion after Week 16 so that he could end the season on a decent performance and get a new contract as a backup was a little far fetched but I’m starting to think it was exactly right.

By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 12:20 PM

Reader Email – The Myth About Championship Shirts That Never Happened Going To Poor Countries Is True

    Big Cat,  My brother is an intern at a sports academy in Sarasota. This new kid from El Salvador breaks out this shirt this morning.  He had no idea they didn’t win this game. Kid throws gas been clocked at low 90′s and says he’s 19. Snake it til you make it   [...]

 

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Big Cat, 

My brother is an intern at a sports academy in Sarasota. This new kid from El Salvador breaks out this shirt this morning. 
He had no idea they didn’t win this game. Kid throws gas been clocked at low 90′s and says he’s 19. Snake it til you make it

 

-Jeremy

 

 

 

 

I don’t know why but this made me laugh. I guess I always thought it was simply a joke we made after a Championship game. Enjoy your ______ shirts Nigeria! Nope, I guess it’s real life. Poor Kid been living the past 3 years of his life thinking Notre Dame Woke Up The Echoes and history was restored. On the flip side, he was early to the party when it comes to Bama sucking and the SEC being dead.

By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 11:52 AM

Barstool Rundown March 5th

By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 11:30 AM

I Know People Are Upset About Brandon Marshall Getting Traded But Ask Yourself This Question….

  We were 24th on the list assessing how far a roster is from winning a SB. TWENTY FOURTH!     Will Brandon Marshall, who is 31, be around when the Bears are good again? No, the answer is no. Look, the last blog I wrote may have been a little harsh, Brandon Marshall is [...]

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We were 24th on the list assessing how far a roster is from winning a SB. TWENTY FOURTH!

 

 

Will Brandon Marshall, who is 31, be around when the Bears are good again? No, the answer is no. Look, the last blog I wrote may have been a little harsh, Brandon Marshall is the best Wide Receiver the Bears have ever had and he gave us some great memories, but the point remains, this team is in need of a LOT of talent. People need to realize that the teams that are good in the NFL are good for a reason.  They get rid of expensive guys that are past their prime before it’s too late. Brandon Marshall will be good next year, I can guarantee that,  but his best years are gone. The Bears have so many holes that need to be filled. People need to wake up on this one. Shed age and salary, get picks and younger talent. This is how it’s going to get fixed. Skill positions are a luxury, the Bears need to rebuild their Defensive Line and Offensive Line and get better at the basics.  It won’t happen overnight but it is the only way to go about this.

 

 

 

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People who are saying I’m in the spin zone are crazy. I’m being as rational as I’ve ever been. The Jets just traded for a 31 year old Wide Receiver when they don’t even have a quarterback. Brandon Marshall is on his 4th team for a reason. Either you’re a team rebuilding or you’re a team contending, we’re not contenders, blow it all up.

By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 10:55 AM

Brandon Marshall Traded To The Jets

And there it is.

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And there it is. Rumors swirling yesterday and it becomes official today. And you know what, I’m fine with all of it. This past season showed us that we all got conned by Brandon Marshall in some respects. He’s a great football player but he comes with a boat load of distractions. His first 2 years in Chicago he said and did all the right things and I fell for it, hook line and sinker. This year it all started to unravel, the press conference he held about domestic violence, the publicly yelling at teammates, the volatile post game behavior both on the field and in the locker room, and the fact that he took a plane to NYC every Tuesday to further his media career*, all of it got old fast. I thought it would go differently and it didn’t and I think John Fox and Ryan Pace know they don’t want to even attempt this circus again. Get back to playing Bear Football. Get back to a cohesive professional locker room. Because as we found out last year, it’s one thing to lose, it’s a whole other thing to be a dysfunctional mess. The Bears may not be good next year but at least they won’t be a clown show.

 

 

 

 

Also, we don’t talk about this often but a top flight wide receiver is so overrated in the NFL. Look back at the past 13 years of Super Bowl Champions. How many top 10 WR’s were on those teams? Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Greg Jennings, and Victor Cruz. That’s not a lot. The Patriots don’t have top end wide receivers and when they did they didn’t have the same fire power on Defense to take their team all the way. The Packers plug in new guys every year and make them great. The Steelers, the Saints, the Ravens. None of those teams had the best wide receiver in the NFL when they won the Super Bowl. Now that’s not to say I won’t take a guy who can be a game changer, I just won’t take him at a steep price both on and off the field. Money is better spent elsewhere. The Seahawks almost won back to back Super Bowls with an atrocious Wide Receiver core. You build your Defense and your O-Line instead of spending big money on receivers, I’m a firm believer in this.

 

 

 

 

*The inside the NFL show B-Marsh did in NYC is a tough one for me. I’m almost always in favor of players doing what they want with their off days but, if the boss says don’t go, you sort of have to listen. If John Fox and Ryan Pace don’t want you getting on a plane every Tuesday then you should just suck it up. If it really is all about winning you would listen to your coach. Marc Trestman didn’t have the balls to tell him to stop but you can guarantee John Fox would have, and that was a problem coming from a million miles away. Now its not. B-Marsh gets the NYC Media he desperately wanted.

By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 10:10 AM

Wal-Mart Says They Don’t Have A Dez Bryant Video And Never Did

      I’m not going to sit here and say I told you so, that’s not the type of guy I am. But if I were to do that, I would say that my theory is basically coming true every step of the way. There never was a Dez Bryant tape, it never actually [...]

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I’m not going to sit here and say I told you so, that’s not the type of guy I am. But if I were to do that, I would say that my theory is basically coming true every step of the way. There never was a Dez Bryant tape, it never actually existed. Dez Bryant is most likely a very bad person who has been in and out of trouble for a solid portion of his life. He was always the perfect person to extort and that’s exactly what happened. Not to mention if there was a tape wouldn’t screenshots have been shopped around? And wouldn’t those screenshots have been put on the internet? Come on guys, use your brain. I have yet to see one single person, whether it be NFL insider, TMZ, or random blog say that they have seen the tape with their own two eyes. That’s not how incriminating tapes work. Dez Bryant got played because Dez Bryant put himself in a position where he could get played. Did the Cowboys benefit from this in a weird way? Yup. But this was an extortion job from the word go. Dez’s old friends cashed in on his big pay day, simple as that.

By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 9:30 AM

Phillippine Dunk Contest Featured A Blind Folded Dunk That Was Just A Bit Short

      I would criticize Justin Melton for being a moron and missing the hoop by 10 feet in a dunk contest but then I remembered it’s the Philippines and what’s the point right? Manny Pacquiao will win this dunk contest no matter what you throw down, might as well miss terribly and become [...]

 

 

 

I would criticize Justin Melton for being a moron and missing the hoop by 10 feet in a dunk contest but then I remembered it’s the Philippines and what’s the point right? Manny Pacquiao will win this dunk contest no matter what you throw down, might as well miss terribly and become a youtube star.

 

 

I swear it worked in practice.

 

By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 9:02 AM

What We Learned Last Night – E’Twaun Moore Is Better Than Russell Westbrook (Small Sample Size)

      19 points, 9-10 from the floor, 13 points alone in the 4th quarter. Last night, in a 12 minute span, E’Twaun Moore was the best player on the basketball court and somewhere Robbie Hummel is smiling. I honestly don’t know what it is about this Bulls team but they somehow always need [...]

 

 

 

19 points, 9-10 from the floor, 13 points alone in the 4th quarter. Last night, in a 12 minute span, E’Twaun Moore was the best player on the basketball court and somewhere Robbie Hummel is smiling. I honestly don’t know what it is about this Bulls team but they somehow always need to be fully injured with their back firmly against the wall to play their best. It probably has something to do with Jo running point center again and being involved on both sides of the court (he was classic pants on fire Jo all game) but last night was one of those classic Bulls games we’ve seen in the past 3 years. No real star power, a guard playing out of his mind (what Thibs does with guards should be criminal) and a thrilling win that still won’t mean much if this team doesn’t show up come spring time. The star power less Bulls are everyone’s fan favorite. Just a three leg dog that you can’t help but love.

 

 

 

Also credit to Pau, initially I thought Thibs drew that play up but it looks as though it was Pau recognizing the help D and trusting a teammate. That’s a savvy vet move.

 

 

 

 

 

Other notes from the game.

 

Mike Dunleavy forgot he was white.

 

 

   

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Andre Roberson is still standing on the baseline wondering what happened.  

 

 

Steve Smith kept doing this thing where he would orgasm directly into our ear.

 

 

And big guy giving Jo the butt slap was the perfect cap to a great night at the UC. ..

 

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Finally, It was good to have Craig Sager back.

 

 

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By Big Cat posted March 6th, 2015 at 8:42 AM
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