Incoming, brass balls.
Titans 17, Redskins 19
Kirk Cousins got benched for Colt McCoy (yes he still plays football) which means RGIII officially has his job back when he get’s healthy, and he knows it.
If you think you have 3 viable quarterbacks you probably have no quarterbacks.
Busted again. What’s with the DMV and taking creepy pictures this weekend?
Hey white guy who looks like the other white guy, what’s your name again?
Seahawks 26, Rams 28
Holy shit does Jeff Fisher have a set of balls. First we had the Dave Toub special. Easily the best play of the weekend.
Wish I could have crawled into hank’s brain for that one.
Then we had Jeff Fisher calling a fake punt on 4th and 3 from his own 18 up 2 with a little over 2 minutes left in the game. Don’t convert it and you lose.
But that’s just what you get when you’re the Rams and you sort of already lost, because you’re the Rams.
Definitely getting a post game blumpkin
Also special shout out to the Seahawks for being the “team to ruin America’s tease” for the second week in a row.
Dolphins 27, Bears 14
We all know about this game by now. The Bears suck. The offense sucks, the defense sucks, the coaching sucks. They suck. But what we didn’t know is that Martellus Bennett boo’s at movies. Who the fuck does that?
If I had a radio show that would be the biggest post game story for me. It would also be the least listened to radio show of all time.
Saints 23, Lions 24
I have something crazy to say. Are you sitting down? Ready? I think the Lions are actually for real. Yesterday the Saints lost in a Lions fashion and the Lions did what good teams do. They played tough D, they don’t make too many mistakes, and take care of opportunities at the end of the game. Yup, I think the Lions are legit, and in no way was this an intentional jinx on Detroit. Nope, not at all. The game also came down to this Drew Brees interception with 3:10 left in the game. Take a sack and it’s 26-16 Saints. Tough go for the Saints.
All black everything.
In case you didn’t know
Panthers 17, Packers 38
Panthers bro picked the wrong team.
I at one point in time thought the Panthers would actually be good this year and their Defense would be tops in the league. That’s on me.
Classic Packer fans, spilling condiments everywhere.
Giants 21, Cowboys 31
I’ll take my lumps with the Carolina statement but I’ll also gloat about saying the Cowboys would be in the playoffs after a 1-1 start. They’re for real. Why? Because they actually run the ball.
If you took Demarco Murray off the Cowboys and made him his own NFL team he would be 4th in the league in rushing. That’s incredible.
And yes, of course bye weeks play into this but Demarco Murray also set the record for most consecutive 100 yard rushing games to start a season at 7, as in, all of his games.
And not only that but A-Rod was at the game and getting in everyone’s way too! (This fact actually has nothing to do with Demarco Murray)
When your Defense is getting torched every week you probably shouldn’t help the quarterback in pre-snap reads. Just a thought.
All stats aside we know the Cowboys are good again because Jimmy Johnson is back to making weird noises.