Journal Star - A teacher at Mossville Junior High and Elementary School was placed on paid administrative leave after being arrested Monday and accused of having sexual contact with a 16-year-old boy. Kayla M. Trueblood, 22, of 10306 Moss St. was booked on one count of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. She remained in custody Tuesday at the Peoria County Jail, awaiting her first court appearance. The minor was not a student taught by Trueblood, and the alleged abuse did not occur while Trueblood was acting in an official capacity, according to the Peoria County Sheriff’s Department.
But police believe at least one of the sexual acts occurred on school grounds after hours. Police said Trueblood remained cooperative throughout the investigation. She was taken to the Sheriff’s Department Monday afternoon for an interview and arrested thereafter. ”We were first made aware yesterday morning, and then we immediately called the Sheriff’s Department and brought them in,” said Nick Polyak, superintendent of Illinois Valley Central District 321.
Wait a second am I reading this right? This teacher who got arrested is 22 years old? I’m pretty sure there were kids who stuck around in my graduating class with the sole intention of lancing high school pussy that were like 3 years older than this bitch. And what’s a school doing hiring 22 year old teacher in the first place if they don’t half-expect them to try and bang the students? I mean am I crazy for thinking that’s obviously going to happen? This chick was probably in the same AP English class as these fuckers like 5 months ago. Who gives a shit if she tries to boil the clam every now and then. If I got hired as a 22 year old high school teacher I’d do the same thing. Go buy some Axe body spray, stick a carrot down my pants, sign up for detention duty and give those girls a lesson in disappointment and the necessity for low expectations.
Thanks Brad for the tip

cawk gawd says at December 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
what the fuck are you talking about? you used to write plays or something right? this is so terribly written its hard to even follow. CLEAN THIS SHIT UP
5MinuteMajor says at December 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
Oh yes, oh yes I would…Love the ‘crazy eyes.’
RyantheChef says at December 5, 2012 at 9:38 am
Jerry is gonna be pissed Neil.
templeton says at December 5, 2012 at 9:39 am
neil you are gayer than rainbow toe socks.
noballpussyloser says at December 5, 2012 at 9:40 am
shouldn’t this be under “grading the newest sex scandal teacher” Can I have your job?
BossHogg says at December 5, 2012 at 9:42 am
wouldn’t the carrot go up your pussy hole?
dabing says at December 5, 2012 at 9:43 am
You’re a talentless hack trying to glom on to a popular segment….It ain’t workin you still are awful at this….you suck….BTW can’t Kelsey Grammar get you a guest shot on BOSS?
gheyflyer says at December 5, 2012 at 9:44 am
Neil, if you were half as good at writing blogs as you are at getting aids, then your posts might be bearable.
chrisdammrules says at December 5, 2012 at 9:45 am
Chris Damm Rules!
jackofspades says at December 5, 2012 at 9:47 am
yeah neil what the FUCK are you doing?? you do not step on Old Man Thornton’s toes like this…you just signed your own death warrent
vivalapres says at December 5, 2012 at 9:57 am
Neil youd be known around school as the creepy gym teacher who spends to much time in the boys locker room. Kill yourself.
Bolski says at December 5, 2012 at 4:00 pm
You give me a lesson in disapointment every day.
Bolski says at December 5, 2012 at 4:01 pm
You give me a lesson in disapointment every day.
teds_underwear says at December 5, 2012 at 10:01 am
ya dun fucked up now Kneel…Jerry’s gonna come at you with a hand grenade…Please fire this cock weasel Pres…
5MinuteMajor says at December 5, 2012 at 10:12 am
Neil, ‘Smokeshows’ without an ass or body shot? Really?
neileatsbabies says at December 5, 2012 at 10:24 am
Neil’s blogs are a great example of legitimate rape
ih8nyy says at December 5, 2012 at 10:28 am
Jerry will have your badge for this.
herbie versmells says at December 5, 2012 at 10:31 am
her last name is trueblood, that’s pretty awesome. neil’s maiden name was rectumlicker before he married darren
iceman11 says at December 5, 2012 at 10:36 am
I hope this is the straw that breaks Neil’s back and leaves him in a wheel chair. (metaphorically speaking) Stick to writing unfunny shit about everything else, but leave Smithers stuff alone.
dwestngloriasbastard says at December 5, 2012 at 10:37 am
Why did all the female teachers have to wait until I was well out of high school before actively trolling for student dick?
rearender says at December 5, 2012 at 10:50 am
Smithers does it much better than you Kneel. I agree you have just signed your own death warrant. You just fucked up one of the best running segments Barstool has.
howard witzer says at December 5, 2012 at 5:13 pm
And by dissapointing the girls you meant dissapointing the boys right?
fabmelo says at December 5, 2012 at 5:27 pm
‘boil the clam’… really Kneel?
templeton FTW.
tornopen says at December 5, 2012 at 11:31 am
Neil, you even fuck the easiest blogging jobs… you suck.
twig like says at December 5, 2012 at 1:50 pm
trying to take jthorntons job?