USA Today – UFC women’s bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey has never lost a match in her professional career. When asked if she could beat Floyd Mayweather, another undefeated champion, in an MMA match, Rousey didn’t back down. Rousey joined Power 106 FM and described her game plan:
“I would drop down to the ground and crawl over to him as fast as I can,” Rousey said. “I wouldn’t even stand up, I wouldn’t be near him. I would just do a little army crawl over there… I would just be skittering after him like the one dude in Bloodsport that was doing the whole monkey crawl fight system. I would do that. I would just bear crawl over there, too low for him to hit me, and tackle him down.”
Athletic chicks invariably think they can take guys on in sports. Always gives me the chuckles. As if just because a broad played high school basketball, they’re gonna school me in some 1 on 1. A lifetime of training doesn’t change the fact that you’re a buck-twenty and have an 8 inch vertical. Just can’t fight facts… or Floyd Mayweather if you’re Ronda Rousey.
Obviously she could kick my untrained, cube monkey ass, but she thinks she could actually hold her own against Floyd fuckin Mayweather? Somehow her judo is gonna negate the 150 lbs of World Champion, professional male athlete that Mayweather is? OK. I’m sure he wouldn’t just shatter her rib cage or knock her out cold with the first hit he laid on her.
He’d probably lay down on the ground and let her arm bar him rather than flex his bicep and break off whatever appendage she used to hold him. And he definitely wouldn’t proceed to pummel her like a speed bag with knockers right after. Probably looking at a long, drawn out, really close match. Ha. Can’t knock a fighter having confidence, but this broad is downright delusional.
P.S. Killer monkey fighter from Bloodsport reference Ronda. Turned out real well for him too.