Thanks a lot guys
Way to go Sports Illustrated. Not only do you objectify women with the swimsuit issue but now you throw men into the ring. Dong show right in our eyeball. Did not a single person see this before printing it and be like, hey I can totally see Russ Wilson’s cock, maybe we should Photoshop it out. Was that discussion just skipped over? Strange strange move.
I have been watching Russell Wilson play football for 4 years now and I still don’t know what race his hair is.
Such a hardo move for Kaepernick to be the only guy out of 8 to take his shirt off.
(Source) Entertainment Weekly has your the first look at six of the contestants that will be competing on the next season of Survivor: San Juan del Sur — Blood vs. Water. Like the previous Blood vs. Water season, San Juan del Sur will bring in pairs instead of single players to compete for the million [...]
(Source) Entertainment Weekly has your the first look at six of the contestants that will be competing on the next season of Survivor: San Juan del Sur — Blood vs. Water. Like the previous Blood vs. Water season, San Juan del Sur will bring in pairs instead of single players to compete for the million dollars. The one difference is that this season will feature no returning players. However, there are a few doozies among the cast of newbies.
Well I guess I’m watching Survivor for the first time in a decade this year because if there is one thing John Rocker does, it’s put asses in the seats. My only hope is that no one explains to him how the cameras actually work and that we can convince him he is in fact on a deserted island, that way he will have no filter when he wants to call the token black guy the N word and criticize him for being lazy. Or let the the Indian chick know she is smelly and needs to shower all the while not speaking to the gay guy because he doesn’t want to become a queer himself. I know this may sound crazy but 2014 in America can never have enough John Rocker.
PSJohn Rocker’s girlfriend owning a spray tan business just couldn’t be more perfect. How much Franzia do you think they drank on their first date?
I'm torn on this
I’ll admit, I’m kind of torn on this. Obviously the NFL’s Marijuana policy is a joke. It’s not a performance enhancing drug. They aren’t steroids. Weed is being decriminalized basically everywhere and will most likely be fully legal within the next decade. So for the NFL to have a policy like this, when the Ray Rice’s of the world are getting 2 games is a joke. But at the same time, how fucking dumb is Josh Gordon? I have little sympathy for someone who has that much riding on the line to not be able to stop smoking pot or be around people smoking. Or how about just not get a DUI while you’re under appeal? He couldn’t even keep his nose clean for a month. You know what’s at stake. You’re already in the league drug program, you know what your next positive test entails. Figure it the fuck out. The rules may be crazy and outdated but they’re still the rules and you couldn’t follow them. End of story.
Facial city on Schefty
What can't Vin do?
Things we learned.
1. Vin Diesel can’t really sing.
2. Anything Vin Diesel does is absolutely ELECTRIC. Tell me you didn’t listen to him try to hit the high notes and grunt at the low notes for 3 minutes. Tell me. Because if you do I’ll tell you that you’re a liar. You don’t turn Vin Diesel off, you just don’t.
Good job good effort Pat
JRW, JRW! Everyone say it, JRW. Anyone back there want to say it? JRW! It’s our favorite letters in the alphabet, remember?!!?!
Fucking Pat Quinn. Try harder to fit in where you clearly don’t man. What a squid.
Of course, like any rally in Chicago, it has become 99.9% about elected politicians looking for a photo op. No joke every single person who is up for election got a minute on the mic. Took 25 minutes just to get to the actual kid introductions. Just as vintage Chicago as it can get.
Umm dude, you do look like Cleveland
(Source) Just how much legal trouble can one tweet cause? Marlon Wayans is finding out in a new lawsuit brought by an actor who says he was hired for the upcoming film Haunted House 2. Pierre Daniel filed the lawsuit Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court, alleging he was subjected to repeated offensive language about his African-American race and fired upon complaint, and now he’s suffering from a loss of work. Besides the employment causes of action, Daniel is raising a tempest of legal claims over something that Wayans posted on Sept. 4, 2013. Here’s the tweet in question:
Daniel, represented by attorneys at Reisner & King, cites the tweet in building a case he’s been harassed, discriminated and retaliated against in his employment.
Hold the fuck on. I feel like I’m being punk’d for some new Scary Movie or something. This can’t be real right? I mean I don’t want to get sued as well but umm dude, have you looked in the mirror recently? You look exactly like Cleveland. Like if you told me Seth MacFarlane came up with the Cleveland character after seeing your face I wouldn’t be surprised. I look at you and I not only see Cleveland but I hear him. You are Cleveland. Cleveland is you. And also, not for nothing, but being sued for a tweet is some serious bullshit. Who doesn’t chirp people on twitter? If this lawsuit stands our entire society crumbles yesterday. And if no one has ever told you that you look like Cleveland then you need some new friends because the ones you have are lame and don’t know how to bust balls.
Does this guy realize Marlon Wayanas is black? He can call you the N word bro, those are the rules. Everyone knows that.