SOUTHFIELD (WWJ) – Oakland County prosecutors are fighting the release of a 58-year-old Southfield woman admitted she shot her lover over his performance in bed. Sadie Bell was convicted in April of assault with intent to do great bodily harm for shooting her boyfriend, Edward Lee, in the stomach in January of 2013 — but she’s now been granted bond pending an appeal. According to Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton, Bell admitted she had sex with Lee at her apartment, then shot him over his poor performance. She also accused Lee of cheating.
“The underlying facts in this are a little bizarre,” Walton told WWJ’s Sandra McNeil, “in that the defendant in this case was having a 15 year affair with the victim, Mr. Lee. “She was upset with him,” Walton said, “after a sexual act that she felt he wasn’t performing adequately and accused him then of having an affair, and then took out a gun and shot him.” Walton said Bell made a “very graphic”, detailed statement to police explaining why she shot her lover. “She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate,” Walton explained. “She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him.”
Bell was sentenced to 20 months to 10 years in prison for the assault and another two years on a gun charge; but her attorney filed a motion to get her out on bond pending appeal — and, “strangely” Walton said, the court granted it. Walton believes Bell, who allegedly shot another man — her husband — back in 1991, should remain behind bars as she’s a risk to public safety.
I have to be honest I went into this article with the mindset “don’t stick your dick in crazy” and that this chick shooting people because they don’t jizz enough is the very definition of psycho but then I actually read it, I actually grasped what was going on, and I think I take Sadie Bell’s side. Yeah shooting people is a little harsh, but she’s also pretty up front about everything. Just like she said, she is a cheap date. She doesn’t need fancy presents and lavish dinners. She needs you to fuck her correctly and produce the adequate amount of cum and be on your merry way. And if you don’t do that, you’re going to get shot. Pretty simple if you ask me. I actually wish more women were like Sadie Bell. Instead of mind games and “clues” and “mixed messages” she’s 100% honest about what she wants. Dick and get out. She’s basically the perfect woman, except for the whole I look like an alien and shoot people who don’t jizz enough part. Other than that, absolutely perfect.