1. Love that MJ introduces himself. “Hi I’m Michael Jordan”. Oh ok, because it’s not like you’re the single most recognizable athlete of all time or anything.
2. Isiah Thomas challenged MJ yesterday as well, did MJ acknowledge him? FUCK and NO. Still hates his guts, as he should, those Bad Boys Pistons teams were bullshit.
3. Not sure why MJ cut out the last 5 seconds but if I’m being totally unbiased here that was still the best Ice Bucket challenge of all time and way better than Kobe or Lebron’s.
Just can’t get enough of Thomas the Tank Engine. Need an interview with these guys. Need to crawl into their brain. Find out what part of “protest” makes them think, yup, let’s all pile into a fictional talking Toy Engine Car, that’ll really get our point across. How do you get from A to Z on that one. I need to understand the entire process.
Also, what do you guys think about Ferguson and Obama in general? Please leave your comments below.
Perfect. If you went to sleep last night you missed absolutely nothing. Well except for a routine rain delay that turned into a flood on Wrigley field, a 4 and a half hour delay, only to have the umpiring crew finally call the game at 2 in the morning. I don’t think this has ever happened before. Where a team basically spilled water on to the field and forced a game to stop. I know it wasn’t on purpose. I know there were a ton of factors at play and the grounds crew isn’t fully to blame but this is just the Cubs. These things happen to us. It’s our lot in life and there’s nothing we can do but accept it while the rest of the world laughs in our face.
Cubs Grounds Crew
Well then. That was quite the way to start a Wednesday morning. I’m legit out of breath after watching a 4 minute video. Just a hurricane of asses, titties, and sexual metaphors. Good job Nikki, if your goal was to make the most sexually charged music video of all time. Can cut it with a knife right here. I feel like the kid from Clockwork Orange when his eyeballs get taped open and he’s forced to watch extreme violence, only it was extreme sex and it was fucking awesome.
Fuck you Drake.
100% jizzed his pants, loser (I would too).
Yup, nailed it, infield totally covered. Good job guys, now lets go inside and wait this stuff out.
I guess the Giants announcers were saying the Cubs did this on purpose so the dirt would get flooded and the umps would be forced to call the game with the Cubs up. Yup, that’s totally it, because the Cubs have never done stupid things by accident. Never ever.
Update – Yup, field looks great.
What doesn’t the Hawk do? The greatest living ambassador of baseball today spreading awareness for ALS like a boss. Easily the best ice bucket challenge today, if not ever. I was a little surprised that he didn’t go on a racist tirade, nominate Yaz, and/or die, but at the same time I’m not because the Hawk doesn’t just accept challenges, he dominates them.
Police release Texas Gov. Rick Perry‘s official mugshot. Perry turned himself in at an Austin jail. He was indicted on two felony charges related to abuse of power. He was photographed, fingerprinted and said, “I want to enter this courthouse with my head held high.”
If that smile doesn’t say “I’m not only getting off these charges but your wife is going to finger herself to how awesome I look when she takes a bath tonight” I don’t know what does. It’s almost like he wanted to get caught just so he could submit the cockiest mugshot of all time. Do you Rick.
Felony? K, let’s get some ice cream to celebrate.
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Introducing Alexandra from Chicago. Even though she’s from here she decided to go to Tulane. Year round warm weather was probably a good choice.
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