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That Big Fat Dumb Idiot Mike McCarthy Takes A Ride On A B-17 And Says “Let’s Go Bomb Chicago”

 

(Source) The NFL offseason is usually a time for coaches to relax, unwind and rest up for the rigors of the upcoming season. Football should be the last thing on their mind. That didn’t stop McCarthy from taking a shot at his arch-rival Chicago Bears. McCarthy’s grandfather-in-law, Bob Schneider, was a WWII bombardier. To honor the 96-year-old, several members of the family flew in a restored B-17 last week while Schneider watched, WBAY in Green Bay reported. Before boarding the jet, McCarthy joked, “Alright, let’s go bomb Chicago.”

 

 

First of all let me just say, if anyone actually makes a big deal out of this they’re an asshole. I’m sure someone on the PC Police will say how it’s never funny to joke about violence and blah blah blah. Whatever. I actually love this. I want Mike McCarthy to hate us. I hate him. I hate his fucking guts. I hate his face, I hate his fat belly, I hate the fact that he’s been successful because he has Aaron Rodgers to bail him out of every situation. So if he wants to joke about bombing Chicago I’m all for it. It’s what a rivalry should be. I hope your plane crashes Mike, but please make sure your grandfather in law is not in it first, I like him, he doesn’t deserve to die because his grandson in law is a shithead.

By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 12:00 PM

Kanye West Says It’s Not His Fault He Fights Paparazzi, He’s Just A Blowfish

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(Source) Self-described God Kanye West has a new, more humble metaphor for himself, saying in an interview with GQ that he’s like a porcupine, or maybe a blowfish. Explaining his outrage that paparazzi hound his every move, West says that he does not seek to pick fights but has to push back when cornered.

“I don’t have fangs,” he says. “I’m a porcupine. I’m a blowfish. Like, I’m a — what’s the fish that blows up?” After being told the fish that blows up is the aforementioned blowfish, West continues: So that perfect example about me hitting my head [while ducking to flee the media], it’s like a blowfish. I wasn’t coming out of my house going to a paparazzi’s house to attack them. I’m defending my family in front of my own house. I’m defending my name as someone’s screaming something negative at me. That’s a blowfish. People have me pinned as a shark or a predator in some way, and in no way am I that. I wouldn’t want to hurt anyone. I want to defend people. I want to help people. [GQ] So there you have it: Kanye West is — in addition to being a rapper, producer, and clothing designer — a blowfish. Given West’s tendency to effusively laud himself ad nauseam, the comparison to a windbag seems apt.

 

 

Wait, did Kanye just find a legal loophole for assaulting people? He’s just a blowfish, he didn’t attack anyone, they just poked him and he did what any blowfish would do and started punching people. Have you ever been to an aquarium? Do you even get what a blowfish is idiots?

 

Here’s the true point of this story though. I think anyone who is a paparazzi is a total scumbag. Lowest of low. There really is no debating that. But Kanye, you married the single biggest Fame Whore of all time. Not of the moment or the year, of all time. The chick that is famous because she got fucked on camera, that’s it. When you do that you lose all rights to complain about the Paparazzi harassing you. This is the very definition of “You made your bed, now sleep in it”. Don’t marry Kim Kardashian and then say, oh shit, I’m just defending my family, I’m a blowfish. If you didn’t want to be endlessly harassed you would have found one of the other  billion women on earth to fuck. There is zero sympathy from rational people here, zero. Now please go back to making good music.

 

 

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These are the times I wish Mo was still around so he could tell us this is just Kanye’s genius. No joke, I genuinely appreciated that point of view.

 

By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 11:25 AM

Charles Barkley SMOKING The Ball At The American Century Championship

 

 

Bad News for you Chuck, your drive went 15 feet and if you were playing with your friends they would berate you for the next 10 holes. Good news is, you’re still Charles Barkley and everyone loves you no matter what.

 

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Whats worse, finishing tied for last with Hilary Knight or losing to Larry The Cable Guy? Also did Larry the Cable Guy legally change his last name to “The Cable Guy”? I think he did. Absurd.

 

 

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By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 10:35 AM

Rizzo Had The Web Gem Of The Year With His Over The Top Catch Yesterday

 

 

Love the heart, love the hustle, DO NOT love the fact that the future cornerstone of the franchise is risking his life for a team 13 games back. Then again it would be CLASSIC Cubs if Rizzo broke his neck in a meaningless game. Actually shocked that didn’t happen now that I’m saying it out loud.

 

 

Oh yeah it’s cool guys, no need to help him.

 

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By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 10:25 AM

Jessica Lowndes Giving You A Little Monday Morning Pick Me Up

 

 

You know that summer time monday feeling. Sun burnt, dehydrated beyond belief, still smell like the beach or the bar but you’re sitting in your office just counting down the hours until Friday. Awful feeling. And that’s why blogs like this blog exist. Just one step closer.

By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 10:05 AM

How About Rory McIlroy Drinking Jager Out Of The Claret Jug Like He’s 17 Or Something?

 

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“There could be everything or anything in this thing. I’m not too sure. I’ve got a few friends with me that could fill it with a few things. Seeing it’s the Claret Jug, I think it’s only right to fill it with red wine first, and good red wine as Phil said. We’ll try to find a good bottle of that tonight somewhere.”

 

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Whoaaaa watch out for Rory! Jager? Crazy party man, I remember my first time drinking!

 

 

In all seriousness though, if you hate on Rory right now you’re just being jealous. Can’t get hotter than him. Dumps his girlfriend right before they send out the wedding invites, wins his 3rd major and the one most important to him, cashes a huge payday for his dad, now spends the next week drinking out of a trophy and fucking everything in sight. Stay hot man. Impossible to hate on a heater like that. He can drink Zima out of that thing and I would still want to trade lives with anyone in his crew for a night.

 

 

 

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If I was the commissioner of the NFL, NBA, or MLB the very first thing I would do is change the trophy so you can drink out of it. Only way to successfully celebrate a championship.

By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 9:30 AM

The Dutch Cyclist Who Changed Out Of Both Malaysian Crash Flights Saying “You Should Try Not To Worry Because You Won’t Get Anywhere” Makes Him Such An Asshole

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(Source) A Dutch man skirted death on both recent doomed Malaysia Airlines flights after booking tickets on MH17 and MH370 but changing plans at the last minute.Maarten De Jonge, 29, a cyclist who rides with Malaysia’s Terengganu Cycling Team, switched from MH370 in March to avoid a lengthy stopover and switched from MH17 last week to take a later flight and save money.

“It’s inconceivable,” he told Dutch public broadcaster RTV Oost. “I am very sorry for the passengers and their families, yet I am very pleased I’m unharmed.” In a statement on his website, he said he was “overwhelmed” by the international responses to his fortune in narrowly avoiding death but said the focus should be on the victims and their families. “How happy I am for myself and my family that I was on this flight and did not take it the last moment; my story is ultimately nothing compared to the misery in which so many people are dead,” he said.

“Attention should be paid to the victims and survivors. Wishing everyone affected by this disaster a lot of strength.” De Jonge said his ordeal would not deter him from flying on Malaysia Airlines and he plans to go ahead with a flight on the airline to Malaysia via Frankfurt. “I have been lucky twice,” he said. “You should try not to worry too much because then you won’t get anywhere… I could have taken that one [MH17] just as easily.” The attack on MH17 in airspace above Ukraine came less than five months after the disappearance of MH370 and has led to a series of people whose lives were caught up in both flights.

 

 

I know this was blogged but I needed to make this point. That quote. This one.

 

“You should try not to worry too much because then you won’t get anywhere… I could have taken that one [MH17] just as easily.”

 

Is absolutely outrageous. Spoken like a man that just somehow missed two separate airplane crashes. Like a rich person saying money isn’t everything. Or a hot chick saying how much of a burden it is to be hot. Fuck off Maarteen De Jonge. Of course you don’t have to worry about these type of things. You have an actual angel looking out for you. The rest of us regular people aren’t as lucky as you are. So yeah, nice to say don’t worry after you cheated death not once but twice. Way to really stick it to the world. Oh this little thing I do where I narrowly miss burning alive in a plane crash? Oh it’s totally nothing you guys, don’t worry, be happy.

 

 

 

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Also the key point here is not whether he can’t go outside or not, it’s what he does with all of his flights going forward. He has to change every single one of them right? Can never take his original flight again. It’s Costanza going against all of his intuitions, Maarten has to book his flight as if he was going to take it and then change it last minute. Only solution to staying alive.

 

By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 8:55 AM

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Detroit Woman Who Shot Her Boyfriend Because He Wasn’t Producing Enough Jizz?

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SOUTHFIELD (WWJ) – Oakland County prosecutors are fighting the release of a 58-year-old Southfield woman admitted she shot her lover over his performance in bed. Sadie Bell was convicted in April of assault with intent to do great bodily harm for shooting her boyfriend, Edward Lee, in the stomach in January of 2013 — but she’s now been granted bond pending an appeal. According to Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton, Bell admitted she had sex with Lee at her apartment, then shot him over his poor performance. She also accused Lee of cheating.

“The underlying facts in this are a little bizarre,” Walton told WWJ’s Sandra McNeil, “in that the defendant in this case was having a 15 year affair with the victim, Mr. Lee. “She was upset with him,” Walton said, “after a sexual act that she felt he wasn’t performing adequately and accused him then of having an affair, and then took out a gun and shot him.” Walton said Bell made a “very graphic”, detailed statement to police explaining why she shot her lover. “She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate,” Walton explained. “She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him.”

Bell was sentenced to 20 months to 10 years in prison for the assault and another two years on a gun charge; but her attorney filed a motion to get her out on bond pending appeal — and, “strangely” Walton said, the court granted it. Walton believes Bell, who allegedly shot another man — her husband — back in 1991, should remain behind bars as she’s a risk to public safety.

 

 

I have to be honest I went into this article with the mindset “don’t stick your dick in crazy” and that this chick shooting people because they don’t jizz enough is the very definition of psycho but then I actually read it, I actually grasped what was going on, and I think I take Sadie Bell’s side. Yeah shooting people is a little harsh, but she’s also pretty up front about everything. Just like she said, she is a cheap date. She doesn’t need fancy presents and lavish dinners. She needs you to fuck her correctly and produce the adequate amount of cum and be on your merry way. And if you don’t do that, you’re going to get shot. Pretty simple if you ask me. I actually wish more women were like Sadie Bell. Instead of mind games and “clues” and “mixed messages” she’s 100% honest about what she wants. Dick and get out. She’s basically the perfect woman, except for the whole I look like an alien and shoot people who don’t jizz enough part. Other than that, absolutely perfect.

 

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By Big Cat posted July 21st, 2014 at 8:35 AM
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