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    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Irving Plaza
    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Toad's Place
    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Palladium
    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Sherman Theater
    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

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Bears At Eagles, Barstool Watch Party This Sunday Night At Rebel In Wrigleyville




Biggest game of the season so we’re breaking out the watch party. Before anyone calls me a mush remember we are currently 1-0 this year on watch parties (Packers) and on a 2 game winning streak (cup clinching game 6). Everyone will be working a light week next week, the NFL season is winding down, and the Bears season is on the line so there is no reason to stay at home on Sunday.



Here are the details.

-Rebel is 3462 N. Clark

-Early arrival suggested. Place will fill up during afternoon games. Probably be there for the late games and bring it into Sunday Night Football


-Sunday specials include $1.50 Sliders, $5 Bombs, $12 Vegas Style Yard Sticks and $15 100oz Bud Light Table Taps.
- White Sox Dave has confirmed he’s coming.
- RSVP to if you have a big party and want to reserve a tabel call (773) 975-2010
By Big Cat posted December 17th, 2013 at 1:40 PM

North Dakota Woman Arrested For Running Over Person Trying To Take A Picture Of Her License Plate After She Committed A Hit And Run



FARGO – A Fargo woman faces a felony charge after she allegedly backed her car over a man who was taking a photo of her license plate after he pointed out to her she’d been involved in a hit-and-run. Vanessa Elizabeth Scott, 24, was charged Friday in Cass County District Court with one count of reckless endangerment, a Class C felony. According to court documents, police were called Thursday at around 11:14 p.m. to the scene of a hit-and-run crash in the 900 block of Westrac Drive in Fargo. The caller, Lenae Fitter, told police she was with her boyfriend, Benjamin Garter, when the pair came upon a two-car crash.

Fitter told police one of the cars was shoved up into a snowbank and surrounded by debris. The other car, a red Pontiac Grand Am with severe front-end damage, had a woman behind the wheel, trying to start the car. Fitter and Garner watched the woman start her car, then drive away. They followed the Grand Am to the 32nd Street and 17th Avenue South intersection and pulled up next to her. Garner told the woman she needed to go back to the accident and “take care of it,” to which the woman replied, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t do anything.” Garner then asked the woman if he could photograph her license plate, and she agreed. When Garner crouched down behind the Grand Am, the driver, who police allege was Scott, shifted the car into reverse and stepped on the gas, hitting Garner, who was thrown onto the trunk of the car and then onto the ground. Scott was later arrested. Her bail was set at $600. Her next court appearance is set for Feb. 5.



Oooooh Vanessa Scott is a bad bad bitch. Look, I know hindsight is 20/20 here but you have to use a little common sense no? I mean Vanessa Scott literally just hit someone with her car and ran away. That’s her thing. You think she gives a fuck? Clearly not, you saw it, she lives her life fast and loose. So you would think the last thing you would want to do is crouch behind her car to take a picture no? This guy basically watched someone touch the oven and burn themselves then decided to give it a try himself. The lesson is directly in front of you. If Vanessa Scott has an opportunity to run you over with her car she will take that opportunity 100 times out of 100 times. Figure it out. You’re basically Karen Hill minus any semblance of street smart.



It’s right down there, around the corner, just bend over behind my car and take your picture.



thanks to Nick for the tip

By Big Cat posted December 17th, 2013 at 12:20 PM

I Could Watch The Blackhawks Goal Cam All Day Long

h/t mick


You know deep in the bowels of the United Center there is some old grizzled Television operator that probably only wears plain black shirts and rocks a 4 ft long gray pony tail. And that man probably hates his life, except when he goes home at night, sits in his recliner, and pops in his 10 hour unedited compilation video of ice girl goal cam buttholes.  That’s America, that’s living.




Also, in case you missed the Bulls game last night the Tank is back in motion. Lost to the Magic, even though Dunleavy thought he hit a 4 point buzzer beater from the Dan Cortese Rock and Jock Circle.



Hey guys I just hit that buzzer beater, guys? guys?





And Mini-Costanza went to town on his ice cream cone.



By Big Cat posted December 17th, 2013 at 11:40 AM

Do Not Ask Alshon Jeffery About Lane Kiffin, He Does Not Want To Talk About Lane Kiffin, Also Go To





Alshon, burgeoning star, top 5 wide receiver, not a fan of people asking him questions even though he’s being interviewed and answering questions at that moment is literally his only job. We’ll work on it.



The good news is as awkward as the plug was it still pales in comparison to Matt Harvey and Qualcomm.

By Big Cat posted December 17th, 2013 at 11:04 AM

Looks Like The Expiration Date On Courtney Stodden’s Plastic Surgery Is Just About Up








Well if you had December 2013 as the date for Courtney Stodden’s plastic surgery expiration then you win two misshapen tits that look like a balloon that was left in a cold car overnight separated by a canyon of a sternum. Congrats!!!


And no this is not me saying I wouldn’t, obviously I would a million times over, it’s more a cautionary tale to all young women out there to make sure your Sugar Daddy is more than a 50 year old D-List celebrity otherwise your plastic surgery will most likely not withstand the test of time/12 months.

By Big Cat posted December 17th, 2013 at 10:20 AM

Japanese Man Arrested For Robbing $185,000 To Feed His 120 Cats Daily Gourmet Dinners




(Source) A Japanese man went on a year-long burglary spree, making off with a haul worth $185,000 to feed 120 cats a gourmet diet, police said Thursday. Mamoru Demizu, 48, is suspected of breaking into houses to steal cash and jewels on 32 separate occasions. He told police that he stole things to come up with the money to feed scores of his feline friends, spending up to 25,000 yen ($250) a day, an officer said.

“He said he felt happiest when he rubbed his cheek against cats,” the officer said. Unemployed Demizu kept one animal at his home in Izumi city, western Japan, and about 20 in a nearby warehouse, while feeding 100 more strays that lived in the neighbourhood, the police said. “He would give them fresh fish and chicken, not cheap canned food,” he said.



You know the old saying “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life”. Well yeah, I think that applies when we’re talking about Mamoru Demizu guy who’s sole job is to feed 100 stray cats because it gets his dick hard. Part of me wants to hate on him for being a weirdo robber that probably fucks a bunch of cats (if you think cheek rubs are all Mamoru is doing to get “happy” you don’t understand cat fuckers). But part of me respects his hustle.  I mean if these were dogs I would honestly want this guy’s job. That’s really the only thing that he fucked up with. He picked cats instead of dogs. If this was Mamoru Demizu king of wild dogs I’d have to think there would be a lot more public sympathy for his case. Instead it’s Mamoru crazy cat-man lady because Japanese people don’t have dogs. And I’m not saying Japan doesn’t have dogs as a racist knock on their culture, I’m saying they don’t have dogs because they probably ate them all for dinner. Maybe next time Mamoru, maybe next time.

By Big Cat posted December 17th, 2013 at 9:40 AM

The Bears Wake Up On December 17th In First Place Of The NFC North


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Here's How Close The Lions Came To Winning


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4 simple words, Control your own destiny. The Redskins loss, kicking it on second down against the Vikings, running a draw on a 2 pt conversion against the Lions, shitting the bed against the Rams, none of that matters. The Bears officially control their own destiny to the playoffs. Win the next 2 games and it’s the 3 seed and a home playoff game come Wild Card Weekend. This season has been up, and down, and up, and down, and back up again, but the Bears are in a spot a lot of teams would kill for come mid December. So what now?


Well the first step is beat the Eagles and before that happens it is root for the Cowboys come Sunday. Why? Because if the Cowboys win the Eagles will have nothing to play for Sunday night. Chip Kelly came out and said yesterday he is not going to rest his starters in that scenario but I call bullshit. That’s straight up coach speech. You tell me if the Eagles game means nothing to the Eagle he will have Lesean McCoy in the game racking up carries and risking injury on every down? You’d have to be an absolute moron who doesn’t care about his job to have that happen. So that’s step 1.


Step 2 is beat the Packers. All I have heard from Packers fans this past week is that this is all setting up for Aaron Rodgers to walk into Soldier Field and kick our shit in. Now I’m not going to be an idiot and argue with past historical occurrences. The Packers have owned the Bears as of late, only a delusional moron would say otherwise. But if we’re stating obvious facts here it also warrants mentioning that the Bears offense is the best it has been in a long long time, if ever. Packers D and Bears D are equally inept. If you want to have a shootout, that’s fine, I’ll take my chances on a home shootout for a playoff berth. Also, I wouldn’t be shocked if the Steelers beat the Packers this Sunday, remember we talked about this.



And now to the last point. Everyone who is saying, who the fuck cares Big Cat, the Bears will lose in the first round anyway. You know what, that could very well be right. The Bears D isn’t set up for a January run but guess what, all you have to do is make the tournament. Make the tournament and anything can happen. Anyone who says it doesn’t matter is either a hater or not a real football fan. Winning the division is goal 1 on day 1 of training camp and if the Bears take care of the business ahead of them they complete that goal. Not a bad spot to sit in week 16.

By Big Cat posted December 17th, 2013 at 9:00 AM

I Just Got Dunked On By Barry Sanders



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Earlier today.


Full on facial. Can’t get dunked on harder than that. Guess I can now add my name to the long list of people that have been smoked by Barry Sanders. 20′s still got it.







By Big Cat posted December 16th, 2013 at 6:38 PM
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