Popcorn. The man’s Achilles Heel is Popcorn.
El Gato Grande, champion, Out.
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They’re calling the fight..
come on portnoy
What a fucking disgrace.
You do realize it’s okay to breathe while eating.
Good thing he threw in the towel. He looks like a goddamn mess from this week.
From the look of those eyes Pres had the munchies.
that popcorn may have saved a man’s life
He eats because he’s unhappy. And he’s unhappy because he eats.
Figures that a fat Jew couldn’t keep his greedy paws off of an artery-clogging snack
this part was written into the script weeks ago. but hey, at least i noticed and have been calling them out the entire time for this fake contest. you’ve all been listening right guys?
sizzlin i vaguely remember someone saying prez’s first lady would make him quit and he would not call it a loss. was that you
Barstool is like the WWE. Neil is the heel.
You look worse than Ben Stiller at the end of Dodgeball.
That’s a worse scripted ending than CM Punk losing to a People’s Elbow
A true Leprechaun Jew with his pot of gold. How dare you lie to the stoolies .
Looks like a chicken pecking at its feed.
God he is a disgusting human
Michicgan losing made my day!
El Schnoz has probably been doing this the whole time.
Bro, you’re gross.
Hit a gym Pres!
Wow. Popcorn Pres? Look I like a nice bag of popcorn as much as the next guy but I dont think I would let it be the end of me in a competition of will..pussy on the other hand…
I’m about as disappointed as Renee after all 5 seconds of fat, sweaty, disgusting sex with El Pres… Really? That fast Portnoy?
That whole competition was a wast of time better used for getting an HJ from the internet.
I can actually hear you getting fatter
What we don’t see is the camera guys crank in the popcorn bag.. Oldest trick in the book…
You do this for a fucking living… Learn how to hold a camera phone … Fucking amateur hour
and to even things out, prez wins the ‘who can go the longest without a shower / shave’ side bet.
Well, that was fucking pathetic
This was either totally fake from the beginning or the First Lady intervened. Either way, Pres looks like absolute shit.
You’re a total pussy, Pres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDWU2SR27g4&sns=em
This is interesting – the confirmation of the middle aged bearded Jew. Such focus. Superior beings really on some level but also the cause of humanity’s ruin. St barths? How could you pay 3k a night? Did it hurt did you lie to yourself and say it was worth it? Talk to me.
Absolutely love how you missed your fucking mouth 3 seconds in because you dont know how to breathe in between bites.
This is like Rocky 4…if Drago was a fat lazy piece of shit.
Prez, if there is one thing that this contest has proven, it’s that the First Lady is an absolute fucking saint. Look at yourself, man. Just beyond grotesque on every level. How she can deal with you is beyond the scope of human understanding.
“Hey Renee, David Portnoy called and he wants his dick back.” El Pres may be the mogul, but the first lady is the chairman of the board.
So is Neil the guy wearing the team burrito shirt behind Pres? He hid his face during the whole video while simultaneously looking like a tool.
Can I get winner using a baked potato bar?
Ron burgundy said it best. These two looked on the brink of death. Did anyone else notice how scrawny big cat is? What kind of cross fit u do bruhh?
absolutely no way pres isnt high as fuck, no chance at all. between the eyes and the way he is gonna at that popcorn i am 100% positive
your side profile is literally puke inducing.
who the fuck eats popcorn one piece at a time?
Must have been free.
jesus portnoy, you look like miley cyrus’s box after a heavy pounding from..well..me! (don’t laugh, i make her straddle me and make farm animal noises
What a disgrace for TeamPizza. “Popcorn is his weakness”.
dude your such a bitch. you make a big deal about this contest and fold 5 days in. Pillow soft. Change your name to charmin.
Fucking worst competition I’ve ever seen. Just a complete fucking waste of fucking time. What a fucking waste.
DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
Yeah, but you should see him run the 40.
6 days you fucking pussies. El Pres tried that Monteys shit last night not even that good. Your a bitch…so much hype so little follow through you bitch
Disgusting, you could at least use a shovel when you eat like that.
Wait, so the competition is seriously over because Pres couldn’t keep popcorn out of his mouth at a place where they serve pizza? The fuck man? #TeamPizza ride or die is a sham.
if i had to go back to boston and eat that shitty pizza id have called it quits too. looks like a chick had her period on a piece of toast.
Dude, where can I get one of those “Team Burrito El Gato Grande” shirts???
Almost puked watching you do that.
Now Big Cat gets to make a sex tape with Renee and post it on Chicago’s site, right? A bet’s a bet.
oh man – i was really looking forward to your next in depth pizza review
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