Really wish I had known we were going to be standing before I got on set, threw my whole vibe off, and by that I mean it was even more apparent that I had no clue what I’m doing with my hands. Also did this at 6:15. Not sure how many of you have seen 5 am sober wake up but that was the first time I did that in about 10 years and holy shit is it the worst.
Settle down Natalie!
And so further proves my point that the coolest thing anyone can do in life is be rich. This thing is absurd. So much nicer than my apartment, so much nicer than your apartment. And he spends what? 8 Sundays a year there? (no way I would go to a pre-season game if I was an owner). My dream house is a place that Clark Hunt spends roughly 100 hours in a year. That’s so fucking depressing. And you know he probably bangs out so many hot chicks in that upstairs level. Football, sluts, and beautiful wood floors. That right there is the American dream.
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5 Hottest parents alive, AP, AP, AP, AP, and AP.
Look, I’m sure everyone will pull this video up and be like man, AP, how delusional are you? Well I’m going to take his side on this one. Not the hitting the kids part, that’s fucked up, but believing in yourself at all times. Like hey, AP, you have roughly 45 children with 38 different women and beat the shit out of all of them, what would you say your report card as a parent would look like. A+++, next question. Sometimes you just need to have confidence in yourself. Parenting isn’t about knowledge, or caring, or not beating the fuck out of your kids, it’s about Attitude. If you think you’re a perfect parent then you are one. Kids are impressionable, all you have to do is tell them you’re great and they’ll believe you. Not to mention everyone always says the most important part of parenting is being there for your kids. Well no one explains what you have to do when you’re actually “there”. Yeah Adrian beats his kids, but you have to actually be present to be able to fight your 4 year old with a stick, lot of dead beat dads forget that.
Apparently Everyone At The Cardinals/Niners Game Fought On Sunday, Not A Repost From Yesterday’s Brawl
What the fuck was going on in Arizona on Sunday? Is this how it always is? Do people just sit up in the 300 level in Phoenix and brawl out for 4 quarters? So strange. I expect this in Oakland or Philly or even Detroit but not Arizona. That’s where your nana and papa go to die, not where fans can’t go 3 hours without bashing each other’s skulls in.
You don’t rock the clear plastic man purse hanging off your belt and not get involved in something like this. That’s a guy who knows he wants to have his hands free at all times.
See this is why the people in Denver petitioning against Phil Simms are wrong. You don’t stop Phil Simms, you don’t kick him off air, you wait until he kills himself doing something incredibly dumb, because a man who gets outsmarted by a tea bag is a man that is not long for this earth. You think THAT guy has a secret hatred for your team? You think Phil Simms could actually hold a vendetta? He can barely navigate drinking a cup of earl gray. That’s not a guy you hate. That’s a guy you feel bad for and make sure there are no sharp objects within his reach. Nothing more, nothing less.