The prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. I didn’t choose the Auction life, the auction life chose me.
Asked some Mexican scrap metal guy to take that picture of me sitting on my bench in the middle of the empty parking lot. One of the weirdest exchanges I’ve ever had.
Life is about 3 things. Make money, get pussy, park on grocery store parking lot snow banks even when you don’t have to.
h/t greg and trae
So I guess this guy is back in our lives.
Viva La Dogs, Viva La Weekend.
Have a good one.
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Draaaain-O. Only thing missing was the patented Tiger fist pump right after. Gotta be careful with that though. Might give himself back spasms. Dammit old man Tiger. Where’s the excitement?
Give me fist pump Tiger or give me death. Enough with this geriatric shit. Lot’s of moves you can still probably pull off without putting yourself in traction:
Straight up roar:
Subtle yet confident:
Gotta get the people fired up. Gotta put the fear back in the competition. Remember his first injury comeback? That’s the Tiger everybody wants to see.
Does this legally protect you if you accidentally hook up with a 17 year old? I’m not asking for myself, I’m just genuinely curious. Like hey man, you’re going to jail for touching a minor. Nah bro, check the plates, she was asked.
So this thought popped into my head yesterday during KFC Radio when we were discussing drinking a 30 pack of beer. If you’ve read any of the urban legends of Andre the Giant you know he was an all time boozer. People say he could finish 30 beers in an hour and a half by himself, and that would be just a warm up. So my question is, if you put 30 beers into a single jug (forget the physics of lifting the thing and holding it while you drink) how many sips would it take Andre the Giant to finish it? I’m saying 6. That Andre the Giant could essentially take Six consecutive FIVE beer sips and finish off a thirty rack. Maybe I’m crazy, but I’m more just pissed we never got to test this out.
Time to Vote, how many sips would it take Andre the Giant to finish 30 beers. Vote 1 for 1, 2 for 2 etc etc.
Mirror – A teenager suffered three cardiac arrests and ‘died’ on her bathroom floor after downing TEN Jagerbomb drinks on a night out. Student Jayde Dinsdale, 18, downed the drinks – normally made of Jagermeister spirit and energy drinks – while on a night out with pals. But after the alcohol wore off the caffeine in her system took control of her heart rate – causing it to accelerate dangerously out of control.
Jayde, a tourism and travel student, arrived at the nightclub sober just before midnight on January 31, having just finished work as a party rep. She thinks she had around ten drinks – each containing half a can of an energy drink like Red Bull or Monster – before heading home at 2am. Eight hours later, Jayde was washing her face while talking to mum Natalie, 38, when she suddenly started shaking and collapsed.
Jayde – who had another cardiac arrest in the following hours – was put into an induced coma and spent three weeks in hospital before medics fitted an internal defibrillator. She is now warning other youngsters to avoid the drinks. Jayde, from Yeovil, Somerset, said: “I think it is pretty bad that people sell these drinks. You’ve no idea how much caffeine is in them and how dangerous they can be. “I hope people will think twice about drinking energy drinks – they could be deadly.”
Get a load of this coma bitch. Going all Kill Bill on energy drinks because her frail little heart couldn’t handle 5 measly cans of the stuff. You know what you call somebody who has a heart attack after 5 Red Bulls? You call ‘em a person who was probably gonna have a heart attack soon anyways. How about a thank you to Red Bull for identifying Jayde’s obvious latent health issues? Red Bull. It gives you wings… and screens you for hypertension. Granted by almost killing you, but still.
And death by Jagerbombs? As far as uppers and downers go, that’s about the tamest you can get, sweetheart. Maybe party with a couple pixie sticks and children’s strength Nyquil if you can’t handle a couple shooters at the bar without doing your best Sleeping Beauty impersonation. Never party with Jayde. She’s a fuckin lightweight. Probably gets diabetes after a couple Miami Vice’s too.