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Rovell Is NOT Happy That A Student Athlete Is Sleeping With A Porn Star

What a fucking narc




Such a fucking Narc. Just can’t have a student athlete fornicating with a porn star. Not on Rovell’s watch. He’s the roommate who tells the RA that you’ve been violating study hours when you’re fucking your girlfriend past 11 pm. If Rovell can’t fuck no one can. Those are the rules guys, check the book.




Love how Rovell pretends he doesn’t know who Lisa Ann is. Get the fuck out of here. I bet D is a porn freak.

By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Joe Maddon Is Leaving The Rays And Dickie V Is CRUSHED

    Man, this one hurt. Poor Dickie V. I imagine him hearing the news and just screaming at the top of his lungs. I’M CRUSHED BABY! CRUSHED!!!!   What a heartless move by Joe Maddon. So you want more money. So you want a different job. Well how about stop being a selfish prick [...]




Man, this one hurt. Poor Dickie V. I imagine him hearing the news and just screaming at the top of his lungs. I’M CRUSHED BABY! CRUSHED!!!!


What a heartless move by Joe Maddon. So you want more money. So you want a different job. Well how about stop being a selfish prick for once and think about how Dickie V is going to feel? Dickhead.




With all of that said if Theo can convince Ricky Renteria that he’s been promoted to 1st base coach and then hire Joe Maddon as manager that would be greeeeat.

By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 12:03 PM

Aaron Rodgers Bought Olivia Munn A Promise Ring Because He’s 4 Years Old





(Source) Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn are not engaged, but that hasn’t stopped the Green Bay Packers quarterback from giving his girlfriend a special ring as a show of affection. The New York Post did an interview with the actor and noticed a vintage yellow-gold ring that has a large oval emerald (Packers colors?) on Munn’s right ring finger. Munn disclosed that Rodgers bought it for her as a gift after hearing her talk about it. “I wore this for a premiere, and he had heard me talking to my stylist about being obsessed with it. It is such a special ring, and then he surprised me,” Munn told The Post.

“It’s not that kind of ring, by the way. It’s not the special ring. I mean, it’s a very special ring, but it is not the special ring.” If you’re wondering whether an engagement is coming any time soon, it might be a little early for that. The two reportedly have been dating since around April or May.




Awwww Aaron, how cute. You bought your girlfriend a little promise ring. Does this mean you’re officially going steady? You guys gonna kiss next week? Maybe touch a boob?

Fucking A-Rodg. Be lamer man. Who the fuck buys their adult girlfriend a promise ring? And yeah I know that no one actually called it a promise ring but me but that’s what it is. It’s a fucking promise ring. Probably got himself a matching friendship bracelet to go along with it too. Made her a gimp necklace. And I know this is jealousy and he has real estate in my brain but I don’t care. I’m going to let my hate out, it’s unhealthy to do otherwise. How does anyone not see that he’s the biggest tool in the world? Makes me want to puke.





Just a stat I pulled up from earlier today. Aaron Rodgers pre ebola QBR – 59.9. Post Ebola – 91.47. Makes you think. Probably should get a suspension for this.



By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 11:30 AM

Barstool Rundown October 23rd

By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 11:10 AM

Any Ladies In The Greater Cleveland Area Looking For A Roommate To Share A Bedroom With?

Swear you won't get murdered! (can't actually guarantee this)





Hello I’m Patrick and looking for a female girlfriend to share a private bedroom together with and have use of the house also that sister owns here in Cleveland, I am 52yrs old 5ft 9in 160 lbs. and tired of being alone and bored all the time. I do smoke cigarettes so if your a non-smoker and have an issue about that don’t think it will work out between us then, I’m very open to race & size as long as your Adult that’s all that matters to me. I have a few pic’s of me on here for you to see and if interested send me one of you and we’ll go from there, We can meet first if you would like and get to know each other a little and see if we feel right for each other and will go from there. Will be looking forward to hearing from you and will reply soon after you respond, Have a nice Evening babe !!!!




This is what it’s all about. It’s 2014, you’re on the wrong side of 50, technology has passed you by, little loney, little sad. You can either roll over and die or you can adapt and use the internet to your advantage.Fuck Tinder and when you can just put up an ad on Craigslist asking for a female roommate to share a bedroom with you. I’m sure some people will say oh this guy Patrick is a fucking weirdo, no chance he doesn’t do something fucked up to you. Nah, I just see a guy taking a tool (the internet) and mastering that tool into a finally tuned weapon of love. It’s like the day my dad figure out how to use the DVR. Nothing but pride.  The game has changed, time to play by the new rules. Have a nice evening babe!!!!







I’m actually happy he put this in. We’re all good. Adults only.


I’m very open to race & size as long as your Adult that’s all that matters to me.



h/t Mitchell.




But seriously, I’m scared.


By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 10:25 AM

This Picture Of Jim Harbaugh Taking Out His Trash In Full Harbaugh Gear Is Too Perfect

What a maniac




(source) Jim Harbaugh has been the subject of numerous questions this year. Will he sign a contract extension? Will he leave the 49ers after this season, even if San Francisco wins the Super Bowl? Can he and general manager Trent Baalke co-exist? Does he take out his own trash? Will Colin Kaepernick continue to improve under Harbaugh’s leadership? Unfortunately for us, four of those queries are unanswerable at the moment. Luckily, though, we’ve discovered the answer to one of them. Yes, Harbaugh DOES take out his own trash.

The 49ers official website spent a day in the offseason with Harbaugh and wrote a feature about it. Which you can read right here. Among the highlights on this visit: Harbaugh meets the men who pick up his garbage, he poses for pictures with the owners of a local convenience store, he watches “Judge Judy” with his daughter, he reads stories to his kid’s class, he lets his toddler son pretend to drive. FINALLY, at some point, he actually heads to the office to get some work done.




Just vintage Harbaugh. I know he was probably getting ready for practice or something but still. Seeing Harbaugh doing daily tasks in his outfit is exactly how I envisioned it in my head. Always be ready, never clock out. And the craziest part of this story? The fact that he meets the garbage men at the sidewalk. I bet Harbaugh makes it a competition too. Like on garbage day he sits in his kitchen waiting to hear the truck, then sprints with all of the trashcans to the sidewalk as fast as he can. In his brain there is an epic war being waged between himself and the city’s dumpster trucks. Meanwhile the garbage man is just like, man, why the fuck is this guy out of breath every morning when I come to get his trash. But that’s just Harbaugh life. You bring a glove to the game, you wear cleats to your press conferences and you do wind sprints to meet the trash man. Gotta stay sharp. No Days off.




By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 9:40 AM

Staffer For Texas Senator Coming In With A Scalding Hot Ebola Take

Sorry for facts I guess?




Now before everyone freaks out let’s just simply look at the facts. Obamacare was rolled out at the beginning of 2014. Ebola was invented last week. I’m not saying the two are correlated but they totally are and if you don’t realize that then you’re a fucking moron who doesn’t understand politics. I’d also like to point out that we never had ebola until we gave gay people rights and let women vote. Just think about it. Think about all of it. Illuminati.





I want to believe that he was actually joking (he definitely wasn’t and is a moron) but tough tough spot to make a joke when you’re a former physician and in politics. Maybe leave the jokes up to funny people? Either way, unfortunately in 2014 if the twitter mob gets you you’re fucked and the twitter mob HAMMERED this guy.







Now commence the comment section political debate for the rest of the afternoon. Ready go!


By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 9:06 AM

Denver Bronco Safety Attacked Cab Driver, Ran From Police, Then Tried To Bury Himself In Mulch Before Being Arrested

Eventful night.




(Source) John Boyett, now a former member of the Broncos’ practice squad, was arrested early Wednesday in Greenwood Village after police say he drunkenly head-butted and punched a cab driver, stole a shovel from a construction site then tried to hide from officers by covering himself in mulch, court records show. Boyett, 24, told arresting officers to “contact his boss John Elway” before repeatedly slamming his head into a patrol car window while yelling and spitting, records say.

Boyett, a safety, was released by the Broncos on Thursday, the team said. This week’s arrest was Boyett’s second run-in with the law in 13 months. He had made the Indianapolis Colts’ season-opening roster as a sixth-round rookie last season before he was arrested on charges of disorderly public intoxication and resisting arrest after an altercation with police in September 2013. Boyett competed for a spot on the Broncos’ 53-man roster during training camp but was waived after the team’s final preseason game. He was re-signed to their practice squad Aug. 31.

The Broncos told The Denver Post they were “disappointed” to learn of his arrest and behavior. Before his arrest, Boyett had been drinking at the Sports Book Bar & Grill, where a bartender and patrons said he was highly intoxicated and making threats, police say.Police said Boyett tried to take food off another patron’s plate and was asked to leave when he became agitated, threatening to punch a bartender and refusing to pay his tab.  Two police officers responded and called Boyett a cab. About five minutes later, the driver called authorities to report he had been assaulted by Boyett on the 9700 block of East Arapahoe Road, records say.




Lot of things going on here. Quite the night for John Boyett. So let’s take a look at it piece by piece.


1. Getting Drunk at the Bar to the point of black out – Good move. If you don’t think this is a good move then you’re either a pussy or a recovering alcoholic, both of which are not acceptable answers.


2. Trying to eat off other people’s plates - Bad Move, but, you can’t say you’ve never wanted to do it. It’s like the “every time you see a cop’s gun” thing I talked about a few weeks ago. Your inner urge is to grab it even though you wouldn’t in a million years. You see something delicious on a person’s plate and there is that little 4 year old in the back of your brain that’s just like do it, grab it and stuff it in your face. I understand this.


3. Head Butt a cab driver – I’m in the middle on this one. Cab drivers fucking suck. I won’t say they should be harmed but for the most part I hate all of them. I can see how this could happen.


Just as an aside on this one. Have people noticed Uber drivers wanting to talk wayyyyy more now? It’s like they think carrying on a pointless conversation will increase their rating. So fucking annoying. You talk on your cell phone with your cousins in Arabia, I’ll sit in the back on my phone and try not to die. It’s pretty fucking simple.


4. Grabbing a shovel and covering yourself in mulch to hide from the police - This is an A+ move. Have you ever seen Predator? Dutch Schaefer? If you want to hide from the police or a murderous alien you have to cover yourself in dirt/mulch. Infrared. Ever heard of it? Guys like Rovell were saying “oh my god, can you believe he did this???” last night. Yeah, I can, if you’re hiding from the cops you bury yourself, don’t be stupid.



5. Name dropping John Elway - Now normally I’m not a fan of the name drop. Pretty good indication you’re a douchebag if you do this. But under these circumstances I have to say, it plays. I can’t even imagine what it must be like to name drop John Elway in the city of Denver. Is there a higher name drop one can give? I don’t even think saying you know the Pope or the President is as meaningful as John Elway in Denver. So when you have the opportunity to do this you do it. You’re essentially saying, I’m friends with God, let me know if you want to talk to him first. Actually now that I’m typing this, how the fuck did this guy even get arrested?

By Big Cat posted October 24th, 2014 at 8:41 AM
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