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The Return Of Lovie

A must win in a lost season

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To the outside world this game means nothing and I get that. A Buccaneer team that is terrible, a Bears team that is only slightly better, matching up in a late November game for the rights to be slightly less awful than the other guy. But to Chicago, Marc Trestman and Lovie it sure means a lot. Lovie Smith, for all his ineptitude on offense, was one of the best coaches in Bears history. An NFC Championship, a team that was always consistent if not great, and a chance to be in the mix year in and year out. With all that said though, he had to go, he knows it, and every rational fan knows it. But that doesn’t mean his return and a Buccaneer win wouldn’t be the ultimate embarrassment for this Bears Team. A loss today is an elimination from the 1% chance of the playoffs but more importantly it’s an elimination of Marc Trestman. You just can’t lose to the guy you replaced. You can’t lose with a team this talented vs a team in an all out rebuild. The vultures are circling Soldier Field and Halas Hall. A win today probably means nothing but a loss goes a long way in terms of  negative public perception of the Emery/Trestman experiment.

 

Bears 23, Bucs 17

 

 

Bear Down.

 

 

By Big Cat posted November 23rd, 2014 at 11:33 AM

Poor Bob Holtzman And His Virgin Ears Got Fucked Right In The Pussy

      How could you say that man? This is the NEWS!  

 

 

 

How could you say that man? This is the NEWS!

 

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By Big Cat posted November 23rd, 2014 at 9:07 AM

Barstool Pick Em NFL Week 12

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By Big Cat posted November 23rd, 2014 at 7:45 AM

It’s Saturday, Let’s Get Weird

Farting on a piece of bread

 

Farting on a piece of bread, so simple, so perfect.

By Big Cat posted November 22nd, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Barstool Pick Em College Week 13

By Big Cat posted November 22nd, 2014 at 7:45 AM

Reel Big Fish Taking You Into The Weekend

    Not sure why this popped into my brain but it did. If you didn’t get down with a little ska back in the day then you didn’t live. Had to have ska phase, just had to.

 

 

Not sure why this popped into my brain but it did. If you didn’t get down with a little ska back in the day then you didn’t live. Had to have ska phase, just had to.

By Big Cat posted November 21st, 2014 at 5:00 PM

A Stoolie Set Up A Change.org Petition To Stop The Internet From Hating Nickelback

  CLICK TO SIGN PETITION Did the Stoolies do it again or did the Stoolies to it again?  I think I signed this petition faster than I’ve ever done anything in my entire life.  Sorry I wanna be the change I wanna see in the world.  We need to rid the world of this blind, [...]

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CLICK TO SIGN PETITION

Did the Stoolies do it again or did the Stoolies to it again?  I think I signed this petition faster than I’ve ever done anything in my entire life.  Sorry I wanna be the change I wanna see in the world.  We need to rid the world of this blind, unjustified hatred, so we can focus our minds on more important things like framing Justin Bieber for murder, shooting a scud missile at the Jenner/Kardashian home, and whether KFC is gonna bang Asa Akira or not, and this is the first step.  Click HERE to sign the petition.
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By whitesoxdave posted November 21st, 2014 at 4:30 PM

Pissed Off Kids in Wisconsin Started a Twitter Trend of Posting Gross Lunches and Tagging Them #ThanksMichelleObama

“It’s chicken finger Friday! Oh wait no it’s not” might be one of the saddest things a kid can say

Still hungry: Students posted photos of the small amount of food they receive at school lunches 

 

DailyMail -  Students in Wisconsin have taken to social media to blast Michelle Obama for their Thanksgiving themed lunches that feature a brown mystery mush. The brown paste was served at Richland Center High School in Wisconsin and students earlier this month and they didn’t find the meal to be especially appetizing. A student named Hunter Whitney posted photos of the brown mush and a single red apple along with the caption, ‘Had a very #healthylunch today. The apple definitely made up for the ‘mystery mush’ #ThanksMichelleObama.’  

The Thanksgiving lunches weren’t the only ones that were criticized. Even popular chicken finger Friday was reduced to a plate with three measly chicken strips.  A student named Malachai Dobbins quipped, ‘It’s chicken finger Friday! Oh wait no it’s not!’ The new lunches comply with food regulations championed by First Lady Michelle Obama and implemented by the USDA. USDA regulations now require foods in the school lunch line to be healthier.

Calorie, fat, sugar and sodium limits have to be met on almost every food and beverage sold during the school day at 100,000 schools. Concessions sold at afterschool sports games are exempt. Mrs Obama made herself a national emblem of healthier eating in 2010 with a legislative push for more fruit, vegetables and whole grains in school meals, along with less sodium, sugar and fat. School nutritionists and food service workers, and their unions, hailed the law’s passage but have since turned on Mrs Obama, saying her caloric inflexibility has sparked a dramatic downturn in lunch sales.

Healthy eating?: Students at a Wisconsin high school posted pics along with criticism of their supposedly healthier Thanksgiving themed school lunches 

Sarcasm: Students sarcastically thanked Michelle Obama as they posted photos of their school lunches 

Thanksgiving?: Students are less than thankful for their school's interpretation of healthy school lunches

 

Chicken Finger what?: This student misses celebrating the coveted chicken finger Friday at his school 

 

 

 

“It’s chicken finger Friday! Oh wait no it’s not” might be one of the saddest things a kid can say. Right up there with “my dog just died” and “It’s taco Tuesday! Oh wait no it’s not”. Honestly though, fuck those lunches. Every single one looks terrible.

Somebody needs to rein in Michelle’s little “I hate fat kids” campaign because she’s gonna doom the Democratic Party in 2016. Good luck winning Wisconsin with all the newly eligible to vote 18 year olds who are definitely going to remember their 3 chicken nugget lunches. Sure they’ll be skinny but do you think they’re gonna forget their senior year where they had to mainline Gushers in the bathroom just to have enough sustenance to get them through 5th period? Doubtful. That brown mush looks pretty traumatizing. #ThanksMichelleObama

By sobol posted November 21st, 2014 at 4:00 PM
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