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By t bone posted August 21st, 2014 at 2:50 PM

Time Lapse Of Obama Aging The Past 5 Years Is A Joke, Try Writing A Blog For A Week Mr. President

Oh I feel soooo bad.

 

 

Oh poor Obama. The strains of leading the nation are really taking their toll on the guy. Look at all that gray hair. I feel sooooo awful.

 

HA! Try blogging a week in my shoes Mr. President then come talk to me. You want to talk about aging in Presidential years go right ahead. But just know there is nothing like aging in blog years. I’m basically a dog at this point, and not one of those small dogs that lives to 15, I’m talking a Great Dane or German Shepard. I’ll have hip dysplasia by next spring.

By Big Cat posted August 21st, 2014 at 2:10 PM

In a Calamity of Overhype and Stupidity, Mo’ne Davis May Miss Out On $100k Because of NCAA Rules

What the hell is happening here?

USA Today — People are lining up for autographs from Mo’ne Davis, the 13-year-old pitching sensation from Philadelphia, and some of them are cashing in. A baseball advertised as being autographed by Mo’ne – who became the first girl to pitch a shutout at the Little League World Series and is on the cover of this week’s of Sports Illustrated – turned up for sale on eBay. An auction had driven the price up to $500 on Wednesday. About 40 other items featuring Mo’ne, many alleged to be autographed by her, also were for sale on the website.

“I think it’s ridiculous. That’s absurd,” said Steve Keener, CEO of Little League, Inc., which hosts the Little League World Series in Williamsport, Pa. “(But) I don’t know how you would ever control it. ”We supervise the teams while they’re here, but we’re not with them every minute. So if any player in the Little League World Series signs a baseball for somebody, we have no idea what they’re going to do with that baseball after they get it. In some respects, it shows you why a lot of Major League Baseball players are reluctant to sign autographs anymore.” Brandon Steiner, owner of Steiner Sports, a leading sports memorabilia company in New York, said he would pay Mo’ne at least $25,000 to autograph between 500 to 1,000 items and estimated she could make up to $100,000 on the deal. But Steiner said he wouldn’t make the offer because it could jeopardize Mo’ne’s eligibility to play college athletics.

 

 

 

I’ve yet to chime in on this Mo’ne Davis situation because I think that the fervor regarding a chick playing baseball is embarrassing for everyone involved. An athlete is an athlete is an athlete. If they are stronger and faster and more technically skilled than the athletes they face, they advance. And if they don’t, they don’t. That’s it. That’s sports. The chick can throw heat for a 13 year old. End of story. Any marginalization of women in sports is caricatured when the overzealous sports media outlets and personalities jump on the PC bandwagon. Embarrassing for men, women, and most of all the talented young baseball players at the LLWS.

 

Now this thing has reached a fever pitch. I mean, what the hell is happening? The girl is gracing the cover of SI

This is despite all signs that that might be more dangerous to an athlete’s career than breaking a mirror in between two mirrors so it actually looks like you’re breaking infinite mirrors.

 

 

People are selling her baseballs for $510 on eBay.

Mo’ne Ball! Get it? Get it?

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I can’t even imagine a worse investment than that. If I had to choose between paying a guy $509 to kick me in the nuts and $510 for a signed Mo’ne ball, I might pocket the dollar.

 

 

Despite what is glaringly obvious overhype, this girl has the shot at making some real money now. Some guy is willing to pay her $100,000 to sign memorabilia. Pure insanity. But an immense opportunity for a LLWS pitcher who shouldn’t be famous in the first place.

And then bumbling and stumbling into this calamity comes the NCAA. Even passively, they’re present with arbitrary and capricious rules to put a damper on her 5 minutes of fame. Goodness gracious, that organization just can’t help but stick it’s giant, idiotic hand  into the lives of every American under the age of 22 with athletic talent. I’m torn on whether or not to feel bad for the kid because she shouldn’t be famous anyways, but holy hell does the situation not bear serious scrutiny. Mo’ne should get to snake it til she makes it just like every other red blooded American.

 

 

P.S. You know you made it when Britney Griner wants your jersey

 

By sobol posted August 21st, 2014 at 1:35 PM

Guess That Ass

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By Big Cat posted August 21st, 2014 at 1:00 PM

Golf Channel Win McMurray’s Ice Bucket Challenge, YUP

  That’s all I got. That’s my entire score. YUP. …  

 

That’s all I got. That’s my entire score. YUP.

 

5 4 3 2

By Big Cat posted August 21st, 2014 at 12:35 PM

Katie Nolan Throws Out A First Pitch And Absolutely Nails It (Not Really But I’m Being Nice)

Eat your heart out Kershaw

 

 


Boom. Have some world. Right down the middle, perfect strike. Way to go Katie. Knew you could do it. And yes this is all me being totally honest. That was a great first pitch. Fantastic. A+ work. Clayton Kershaw is probably taking notes.

 

 

 

PS

Credit where credit is due, Katie threw from the mound. Anyone who throws from the grass is a pussy. And I know I sound a little psycho going back to the Costas double pitch yesterday but I really do think he deserves to be in jail. Not for life, I’m not crazy, but if you take 2 first pitches you should serve 12-18 months in maximum security. Society crumbles if we start handing out re-do first pitches. Costas is no better than a terrorist at this point.

By Big Cat posted August 21st, 2014 at 12:05 PM

Barstool Rundown August 20th

… If the PC police ever want to come after us, just roll this tape. We love fucking gays. …

If the PC police ever want to come after us, just roll this tape. We love fucking gays.

By Big Cat posted August 21st, 2014 at 11:50 AM

Hey Tim Beckman, Is That A Boner In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy For College Football To Be Back?

    Big things for the Illini this year. Real big things. And when I say that I mean that they have nowhere to go but up. 1 single Big Ten conference win in the past 2 seasons. 6-18 in the Beckman regime. Feel like they’ll fall backwards into an improvement at some point right? [...]

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Big things for the Illini this year. Real big things. And when I say that I mean that they have nowhere to go but up. 1 single Big Ten conference win in the past 2 seasons. 6-18 in the Beckman regime. Feel like they’ll fall backwards into an improvement at some point right? Right? Really missing that old Zook magic.

 

 

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Do Illini fans want him fired after this season? I feel like you’re then just starting the cycle over again. New “rebuilding” process, new recruiting pitch and all that jazz. I’m always in favor of giving a guy at least 4 years. Need a full recruiting class to go through the system to then fully prove you’re absolute dogshit as a football coach.

By Big Cat posted August 21st, 2014 at 11:05 AM
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